Meme via tumblr

[melannen]

Okay, I hardly ever meme, but I need something to re-awaken my fanfiction organs, I think, so here, ask me about the one that's going around tumblr right now. (Not posting to tumblr because trying to do this sort of thing in tumblr posts is terrible in all ways.)
scootiemcbooty:

Put a ship in my ask a comment and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them:

Okay, requests closed, sorry, I've wasted too much time on this already. :P

• Fake dating


• Bodyswap 


• Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it


• Dark!fic


• Secret kinks


• Their first kiss


• Meeting the parents


• Moving in together


• A crossover of my choice


• An au of my choice


• If you like, another trope/scenario of your choice

...any ship, but depending on what ship you ask for, you may get what you deserve.

Comments

[jain]

Alexios/Hilarion, with werewolves as the trope of my choice

[lannamichaels]

Ezar/Aral I'm not sorry

[marginaliana]

Brooker/Mitchell

[loligo]

Vimes/Vetinari!

[erinptah]

"Stephen"/Neil Degrasse Tyson.

[beatrice_otter]

Bob Hope/Bing Crosby(/Dorothy Lamour?)

[beatrice_otter]

Han/Leia

[sylleptic]

No one's asked for Dresden/Marcone yet? That, then. Or, uh, Marcone/Hendricks, if that catches your fancy.

[voksen]

convent husbaaands

[carmarthen]

Valjean/Javert! :D

[highlander_ii]

USS Enterprise


(( what? you said 'ships'... if you meant rel'ships... u shoulda said so.... XD ))