Meme via tumblr

[melannen]

Okay, I hardly ever meme, but I need something to re-awaken my fanfiction organs, I think, so here, ask me about the one that's going around tumblr right now. (Not posting to tumblr because trying to do this sort of thing in tumblr posts is terrible in all ways.)
scootiemcbooty:

Put a ship in my ask a comment and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them:

Okay, requests closed, sorry, I've wasted too much time on this already. :P

• Fake dating


• Bodyswap 


• Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it


• Dark!fic


• Secret kinks


• Their first kiss


• Meeting the parents


• Moving in together


• A crossover of my choice


• An au of my choice


• If you like, another trope/scenario of your choice

...any ship, but depending on what ship you ask for, you may get what you deserve.

Comments

[melannen]

There is no way to do anything other than utterly fucked-up darkfic without going wildly AU, no. But that's why we like the pairing, right? ...right?

I scared myself with the bodyswap one. But...Barrayar has canon bodyswap tech and it is HORRIFYING, so.

And actually the Ezar's Ghost one could be a canon-ish one that was kind of fluffy! I mean, other than the fact that Ezar's dead and there was just a civil war that burnt down half the residence, but it's fluffy by Aral standards?

....imagine a Team TARDIS with pre-Cetagandan Invasion Ezar and post-Komarr Aral. Hold it in your heart. Then imagine Aral coming back from his sojourn with the Doctor and bb!Ezar and running right into the planning for the Escobar invasion.