Meme via tumblr

[melannen]

Okay, I hardly ever meme, but I need something to re-awaken my fanfiction organs, I think, so here, ask me about the one that's going around tumblr right now. (Not posting to tumblr because trying to do this sort of thing in tumblr posts is terrible in all ways.)
scootiemcbooty:

Put a ship in my ask a comment and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them:

Okay, requests closed, sorry, I've wasted too much time on this already. :P

• Fake dating


• Bodyswap 


• Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it


• Dark!fic


• Secret kinks


• Their first kiss


• Meeting the parents


• Moving in together


• A crossover of my choice


• An au of my choice


• If you like, another trope/scenario of your choice

...any ship, but depending on what ship you ask for, you may get what you deserve.

Comments

[petra]

"just fluffy chosen family with lots of death and murder" is a beautiful, beautiful phrase for something that isn't Dark.

[melannen]

Well, it would be Dark by some standards. :P I'm ... not actually sure that One Big Happy Denarian Family AU would end up having that much more death and murder than canon, though? Just more chosen family fluff to go with it.

[petra]

Some of my favorite stories have lots of death and murder and chosen family fluff. No complaints here.