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 | February 2nd, 2023 01:24 pm
I've recently talked to several people who were having crises about being failures, or not having purpose in life, or being a useless blob who doesn't deserve anything. Might be a symptom of February. But I have also recently talked a lot to my cat, and after one of those tough conversations with other people, I heard myself say to her, "you are soft and warm and sometimes make delightful noises, and that is all anybody needs in life." So I am going to remind myself that when I'm feeling existentially bad, I should check: 1. Am I soft? If not, have a drink and eat something with lots of calories, to aid with becoming more soft. 2 Am I warm? If not, become warm. 3. Have I made any delightful noises myself lately? If not, make some noises until I make a delightful one. 
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 | January 17th, 2023 08:06 pm - Playing with 2022 AO3 Ship Stats
I have been in the mood for spreadsheets the last week or so, so when I saw centreoftheselights's 2022 AO3 Ship Stats post being linked around, I was tempted into doing one of my own, on a slightly different data set. OK actually I'm still neck-deep in MCYT fandom, so when I saw that Phil/Kristin was on that list, I knew something was odd. Phil/Kristin is a background canon rpf het ship, and ain't nobody writing shipfic for it, I think in all my time obsessing over MCYT fic I've read maybe two fics that actually focused on Phil/Kristin, and they were both set in the version of the IC lore where Kristin is a personification of Death and were mostly about c!Phil coming to terms with some of his self-destructive tendencies. Then I realized that over 15% of that 100 was MCYT gen ships, and I realized what was going on. You see, for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, MCYT tends to load up their fics with gen ship tags. The average MCYT ship probably has 5-10 times the number of ship tags as the average MDZS fic. So yes, there are a lot of MCYT ships that are tagged a lot, but they are probably nearly all being tagged as background ships on the same couple thousand fics that tagged every MCYT friendship. So in an attempt to factor that out, I pulled a set of top 100 ships of AO3 works updated in 2022 with the "OTP:true" filter on (also I did it in a logged-in account, so it includes locked fics, unlike the original dataset.) This is counting only fics where the tagged ship is the only tagged ship - so while it'll undercount in fandoms that tend to overtag, it will also not count ships that are almost always tagged as background. (The real most-popular ships list is probably halfway between this dataset and centreoftheselights's.) I was going to do a more in-depth comparison of the two, but as I looked deeper, I can't really figure out exactly how centreoftheselights made their list. In particular, there are a few ships that really seem like they should be on that list too - the Kinnporsche guys and the Heartstopper guys stand out as ships that should be near the top for 2022, regardless of how you count - so since I'm not really sure what's going on there, I'm going to limit direct comparisons and just give some basic stats. Other things that make this data error-prone ( error analysis )Here's the list: ( Top 100 AO3 ships of 2022, by OTP )(also here's my extremely messy google sheet with the raw data I used, if you would like to try to figure it out.) Some interesting stats pulled from the extended data : - There are 69 fandoms represented (more or less, depending on how you split things up, but 69 seems like a good number for some reason...)
- This is 21 more fandoms than in the non-OTP data! This is due largely to the fact that the number of MCYT ships dropped from 15 to 1, although a few others also dropped considerably. (BTS, on the other hand, gained considerably.) This makes me feel very justified in my original hypothesis!
- There are 77 M/M ships, 10 F/M ships, 8 F/F ships, 1 Gen ship, and 2 Other ships (both Other are characters of unrevealed gender.) The difference between this and centreoftheselights' stats is probably almost entirely down to the loss of those 15 Minecraft gen ships (as well as mostly-background gen ships from a few other fandoms.) The fact that the difference was almost entirely made of of M/M probably both says something about the fic fandom writes (even popular non-M/M ships are more likely to be background) and about how different fandoms tag (fandoms with M/M juggernaut ships are often less likely to tag for a lot of background ships.)
- For race, I used centreoftheselights's categories where they were there, and did my best to use their criteria where they weren't. There were 96 White characters, 72 Asian characters, 26 racially ambiguous characters, 2 Latino characters, 3 Indigenous characters, 1 Black character, and 1 Afro Latino character. This is a drop in White vs non-White compared to the original list, but again this is probably almost entirely down to all the MCYT gen ships dropping off (and many of them being replaced by kpop or jpop ships.) There were 81 ships where both characters were the same race (by those criteria) and 19 where they were not. There were 38 White/White pairings and 33 Asian/Asian pairings and 9 Ambiguous/Ambiguous pairings. All mixed-race pairings had at least one White character in them.
- There were no ships with more than two people (the only one on the original list was a background MCYT canon ship that dropped off the list.)
- This has a lot more of what I'd consider "old classic" ships than the original list. That might be partly down to people uploading old fic being less likely to include a lot of extra tags (or down to people still writing in older fandoms being less likely to use a lot of tags!) (Mulder/Scully is still on the top 100? I triple-checked that one!)
But, of course, both that list and centreoftheselights's use "number of fics posted" to mean "Top" and that's not entirely true - it means "most written". What people write most is not necessarily what people read most! So just to cap this off here's my list of the top 45 pairings of 2022 among fics that had more than 5000 kudos: ( Top pairings among very high kudos fic )
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 | January 16th, 2023 10:51 pm
There's a post currently going around Tumblr about the four-step perils of starting your day off thinking you'll get so much done, and then.... not, but I would like to counter with the opposite, which I have encountered today:
1. It's my day off, I'm going to get so much done! 2. Wow, look at me, I'm getting so much done! 3. Wait, if I don't get absolutely all of this finished and put away by the end of the day, I'm totally screwed until the next time I luck into a day like this. 4. I'm totally screwed
So, uh, just a reminder to self the next time I get nothing done on a day off, there are worse things! And now I get to decide if I stay up way too late getting stuff finished and put away or I just let it get left out for a month.
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 | January 2nd, 2023 12:48 pm - New Year!
It's another new year! My only new year's resolution last year was to GET A CAT and I did! I got the best cat in the world! Her name is Shelly and she does all the cat things the way a proper cat does and she does not do things that are not proper cat things, and she likes to snuggle very much. (She is actually the first cat I've ever met who seems so invested in Being A Cat properly, although sometimes she is a bit desultory at things like playing with her mousies. And she won't catch the crickets.) She has caught on pretty well at her job of making sure I get up, eat foods, and go to bed at reasonably regular times, although we need to get out of the bad habit of getting back in bed after breakfast and then being cuddled too hard to get back out again for hours. (She is currently sulking in her sulk gourd in the other room because I accidentally sat on her leg on the bed but I am p. sure she still loves me.) My friends say she is putting on too much weight but *I* say she is just becoming more squeezable and anyway the vet classed her as "size: large" when I got her. But we *are* both getting pretty sedentary, so my new years resolution this year is to play with the red dot EVERY DAY. Also to post more cat pictures. p.s. does anyone in the Birmingham-Atlanta area need a Very Good Kitten? (not as Good as Shelly but almost.)  And I wrote a yuletide fic! Which was probably obvious to anyone who saw it (it was to my recip.) I offered Gautier not expecting to get him and kind of panicked when I did get him but he is so great, and I ended up really enjoying reading all of his stuff (and a lot of other background on him and his friends), and wrote an extremely silly Star Trek crossover I had a lot of fun with! Paris, in some unknown region of space (6375 words) by melannenChapters: 1/1 Fandom: Petit-Cénacle RPF, Star Trek - Various AuthorsRating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Théophile Gautier/James T. Kirk, The Petit Cénacule Characters: Théophile Gautier, James T. Kirk, Other canon characters Additional Tags: Crossover, Time Travel, Paris - Freeform, Shakespeare, romantics, IN SPACE!, canon-typical orientalism (both canons), apologies to Théo for stealing the plot of Arria Marcella, or was Arria Marcella autobiographical???, we'll never know for sure Summary: Théo travels in time (mostly by accident), meets a new friend, has a one-night stand, goes to see a play. A fairly ordinary day in the life of a young Romantic poet, really. I also got three (3!) yuletide fics of my very own! One of them has sharing turned off, so I won't link it here, but it was a Minecraft fic, and it was so great to see it Christmas morning. The others are: Five people Christopher Heron talked to (or tried to) about drainage (1870 words) by raspberryhunterChapters: 1/1 Fandom: Perilous Gard - Elizabeth Marie PopeRating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Christopher Heron/Kate Sutton Characters: Christopher Heron, Sir Thomas Sutton, Sir Geoffrey, Alicia, Kate Sutton, Francis Russell 2nd Earl of Bedford Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Drainage, five things fic Summary: Christopher Heron wants to talk to everyone about drainage and water-meadows. Not everyone wants to listen. I GOT A STORY ABOUT DRAINAGE AND WATER-MEADOWS! It's so good, and so what I want after reading the book, Christopher getting to be the absolute anorak he 100% is and finding people who also care a lot about drainage, and getting the manor, and Kate still understanding him best of all. More noble knights who are extremely into estate management please. The Ordinary Queen and the Amethyst Revolution (3375 words) by Jay TryfanstoneChapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Ordinary Princess - M.M. KayeRating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Amy (The Ordinary Princess)/Peregrine (The Ordinary Princess) Characters: Amy (The Ordinary Princess), Peregrine (The Ordinary Princess) Additional Tags: Marriage, Royalty, Revolution, Post-Canon, Yuletide 2022, Yuletide Treat Summary: “I’m so glad it was you,” confided Queen Amy, the ordinary Queen. “I thought marriage was going to be embroidery and state dinners. But it’s all griffins and orchids!” A really wonderful Ordinary Princess story about Amy and Perry being very good at being married and very good at being monarchs! (And also better at being anti-monarchist subversives than the actual anti-monarchist subversives, because, well, it's them.)
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 | December 23rd, 2022 03:30 pm
We are in Ohio for Christmas, hopefully not catching anything in the process, so I have now experienced -3°F temps/-21°F windchill (which I think is my record, so far.) If you're curious about what that's like, it's cold.
I am as usual still neck-deep in my Yuletide fandom, which is why I haven't been posting much here, because I want to talk about [secret], especially in the context of [secret] (and also, I should be working on [secret].) In the next 48 hours I will either be polishing my YT fic up to something I'm really proud of, or I will have to go hang my head in shame forever. (Luckily, we aren't planning to leave this hotel room again until the temperature is over 15°F, so I should have time.)
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 | November 28th, 2022 10:04 pm
Every time I hear someone talking about fidget toys and sensory toys and kids these days and their neurodiversity and how in *my* day (or I catch myself self-talking that way about my own fidgets) I remember that we have in the attic five boxes full of twiddle puzzles inherited from previous generations of my family. Anyway since I was up the attic yesterday anyway, as my reward for having made serious progress on the sitting room I pulled down the box with all the Rubik's/'twisty puzzle' variants and filled up my twiddle toys shelf (There are still four more boxes of puzzle/twiddle toys up there I didn't tackle, but that one had most of the 'twisty puzzle' style ones.) ( More or less top-to-bottom, left-to-right )As you can probably tell, I have not *super* prioritized solving them, because once they are solved you can't twiddle them anymore. (Also figuring out how to solve them on your own is half the fun, but I do it in a solely tactile way - my fingers and spatial brain, do all the thinking, there's no verbal or visual part - that is *also* half the fun because there are very few intellectual things I process that way. But it means that unless I then immediately sit down and keep doing it until it's in muscle memory I forget.) (In my middle school original fantasy world, one of the princesses was 'autistic', although this being the early '90s I didn't really understand much about what that meant except what was in Young Wizards and Three of a Kind, but I remember thinking that most of the stereotypical 'autistic' interests didn't make sense for someone living in 14th century Doggerland, so instead she always had a puzzle toy at hand, just like in Dad's collection. In retrospect....) Anyway now I now longer have an excuse to keep wanting to buy new fidget toys, I have plenty of my ancestral ones readily accessible <_< (we won't talk about all the fiddly handcraft tools I inherited from the other side ok) Current Mood:: nostalgic
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 | November 2nd, 2022 12:12 pm - nitter
As a person who has not had a twitter account for many years, if you are deleting your account there for whatever reason but would still like to be able to read tweets from favorite people or follow links on other blogs, may I introduce you to: http://nitter.it It mirrors twitter but removes the annoying popups that block non-signed-in people from reading. (It also removes a lot of other annoying javascript, and just shows you the tweets.) for example: https://nitter.it/JortsTheCatI have no idea how much using it annoys Twitter or messes with their analytics, but they definitely don't *like* like it, so you are at least being a little bit annoying. Who knows if New Twitter will deliberately break it, but so far they've been pretty good at routing around roadblocks. I have a browser extension that automatically redirects all Twitter links and so far have never had a problem. It also provides easy RSS feeds of twitters, if you are an RSS person! (I have no idea if twitter still has them or not, but if they do I can't easily dig them out without an account.)
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 | October 23rd, 2022 09:51 am - Dear Yuletide 2022
Hello Yuletide writer! Thank you for writing for me! Treats are also accepted!
This is yet another year where I requested what I thought was a set of very assorted fandoms, wrote my signup, looked back at my prompts, and said "Oh. I guess I had a theme." So I seem to be in a nesting mood this winter, I requested a bunch of stuff about people finding homes, making homes, making the best of homes, finding people who are homes, leaving homes, being stuck in toxic homes, etc. So if you're the sort of person who just wants a broad idea to get you started, there you are, you can stop reading here!
I am happy with lots of other things too, though. I really would be happy with just any new fic at all in these fandoms (and where there's nominated characters I didn't request, it's because I wasn't confident coming up with prompts, not because I don't want to see them.) If you want to write one of my prompts in a way that doesn't line up with that overall theme, that's also great (like I said, it was inadvertent!) But I don't usually do much of a likes list on these because I like nearly everything - all kinds of tropes, AU, genres, ships, kinks, unusual POV and formats, it's all good - and I am hereby opting in to all the official opt-in-only things. I especially like crossovers and I'm not picky about what with - several of my fandoms this year would be good for crossovers with each other or other stuff. I didn't put in any porn-specific prompts but if you want to write me porn of any kind for any of my prompts I'm up for it. And if there's something that's not in this letter or my signup that turns out to be what you really want to write, I don't mind ODAO either.
The yuletide letter link you have followed led you to my yuletide tag on this dreamwidth, which goes back 20 years; it should also include previous posts I've made about this year's requested fandoms. Feel free to poke around on this journal if you want to know more about me, or feel free to ignore it if you'd rather not.
I don't have any DNWs, really truly - all the things on the standard DNW lists are things I'm okay reading, if that's where your story leads you (I'm not particularly looking for noncon incest bestiality genocide torture death fic this year, my prompts came out pretty wholesome overall, but if it's where my prompts or your heart leads you or you need a place to drop off a treat for someone who doesn't DNW your kinks, as long as it's not intentionally OOC I will probably enjoy it. I really do just want anything at all for these fandoms!)
The only thing I really want to put under DNW is that if you write the SMPEarth fandom, please keep it focused on SMPEarth, and not as worked into the lore of a different SMP. There's plenty of fanfic already for other things Phil and Techno have done, and for SBI generally (Sleepy Bois Inc didn't even exist yet when SMPEarth started!) so while I'm fine if you pull in elements from elsewhere - it's hard to write this kind of fandom without doing that a little - and fine to thematically work with how what they did in SMP Earth made them the people they were later, that's something I find interesting too - please write something that is fundamentally centered in SMP Earth and doesn't twist SMP Earth lore to make it fit better with other SMPs' lore or make SMP Earth subordinate to them, and if you do write me a crossover for SMP Earth fandom, please don't cross over with any of the too-large-for-YT Minecraft fandoms. (You can crossover my other requested fandoms with the big Minecraft fandoms though, that's fine! Hannibal and Scipio would do great in any Minecraft world I'm pretty sure.)
Here's a copy of my signup:
- Request 1 by melannen
Fandom:SMPEarth
( SMPEarth )
- Request 2 by melannen
Fandom:Punic Wars RPF
Hannibal Barca (Punic Wars RPF)Scipio Africanus (Punic Wars RPF)
( Punic Wars )
- Request 3 by melannen
Fandom:Wulf and Eadwacer
( Wulf and Eadwacer )
- Request 4 by melannen
Fandom:Perilous Gard - Elizabeth Marie Pope
Christopher Heron
( Perilous Gard )
- Request 5 by melannen
Fandom:The Ordinary Princess - M.M. Kaye
( The Ordinary Princess )
- Request 6 by melannen
Fandom:Nimona (Webcomic)
Ballister Blackheart
( Nimona )
And if you want to know more about the canons:
SMPEarth is a Minecraft multiplayer server that was played on by a group of video game streamers c. 2019. It happened right before a lot of them became way more popular with the explosion in Minecraft streamer fandom early in the pandemic, so it's kind of a look at the very beginning of the modern Minecraft ecosystem. This is probably a terrible fandom to pick up just for Yuletide, but I am invested in sucking other people into it anyway, so if you want to get started, Technoblade's SMP Earth playlist is the reasonably-sized starting point, and if that makes you want more, you can sample his archived SMP Earth livestreams and Ph1lza's archived SMP Earth livestreams, which will give you more than enough for my prompts, and by that time it will be too late for you anyway.
The Punic Wars are the wars between Rome and Carthage, during the Roman Republic. For this prompt you want the second one, in the 3rd century BCE. Polybius (not the video game) wrote a book about it. Hannibal was Carthage's genius undefeated general, taking much of Italy with impunity, until a young unknown named Scipio on the Roman side rose up to be his equal at military command. It was all very romantic and dramatic and a lot of people died around them. There is actually very little recorded history about them, so it doesn't take much to get caught up on the backstory, but every bit of it is somehow building the evidence that they were secret soulmates. (soulmate AU yes? please?) Here is a previous post by me on the topic, here are some background resource posts from dhampyresa who got me into it.
Wulf and Eadwacer is a very short English poem from about the 9th century AD, from the first-person POV of a woman who has been troubled in love. This is probably your best option if you want to pick up one of these fast! You can probably read it faster than I can summarize. Here is teenage me's translation and commentary which I still mostly endorse, here is the academic paper that inexplicably decided to analyze Teenage Me alongside a bunch of professional translations (also in the paper). For some reason a lot of academia likes to treat this poem as a Great Enigma but? it's just a poem about some people? That's why it doesn't have simple obvious interpretations, it's about people.
The Perilous Gard by Elizabeth Marie Pope is an older YA/Middle Grade novel set in Elizabethan England and loosely based on the legend of Tam Lin: Our Heroine Kate is sent to a remote keep and discovers a fairy cult (or possibly actually fairies?) who take her captive and are planning to sacrifice Christopher Heron as a tithe to their gods. Kate and Christopher are both very not fairy-story sorts of people and they and the fairies come up against a lot of blankly mutual incomprehension, but eventually Kate and Christopher manage to escape the fairy underworld (or possibly secret cult caves?) together to get a happy-ever-after, but changed forever and tinged with a bit of regret for losing the fairy world. If you can find a copy it's definitely worth a read.
The Ordinary Princess by M. M. Kaye is another older YA/Middle Grade novel, this one set in a classic fairy tale world. Princess Amethyst of Ambergeldar is cursed as a baby by a not-exactly-evil-but-kind-of-cranky fairy to be Ordinary, so she grows up as a perfectly ordinary little girl who happens to be living in a castle with her parents and her princess sisters. She has mousy brown hair that doesn't grow very long, freckles, and no particular talents other than living a fairly ordinary life, but it works OK until she gets old enough for her parents to think about marriage, at which point she runs away and lives wild in the forest for most of a year. Eventually she needs money for clothes so she becomes and ordinary kitchenmaid at a neighboring castle, where she meets and falls for an ordinary young serving man named Perry who, of course, turns out to be a prince in disguise. It's a delightful little fairy tale about running around the woods shoeless and nut-brown, and about the value of the ordinary and the extraordinary, and is also definitely worth a read if you can find a copy!
Nimona is a comic by N. D. Stevenson (now better known for things like She-Ra) that originally ran on Tumblr. It has since been put out by a major publisher as a graphic novel and you should be able to find it that way, and unfortunately most of comic is no longer online, but you can still find bits and pieces on Tumblr to get a taste of it. It's set in a sort-of-medieval, sort-of-steampunk, sort-of-SF world, about a mysterious shapeshifter who is generally shaped like a mischievous young girl, who has appointed herself sidekick to an evil (but not really) villain/mad scientist/former knight, who opposes the Institute who trained him and the Knights he trained with that support it. It is also excellent and worth a read if you can get your hands on it!
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 | October 15th, 2022 10:19 am
I am still working on a FAPA zine (I dug out the typewriter and my typewriter paper and hopefully will do some typewriter formatting tonight, I have never done anything with more complicated formatting than a business letter before) but here are two interesting facts I learned while writing drafts that I will *not* be putting in a zine mostly going to fans of my dad's generation:
1. I have tried the special edition Dream Flavored Coca-Cola. I am pretty sure it tastes more like MCYT Dream than Sandman Dream, if you were wondering.
2. One of the plants frequently listed in traditional medicine as a form of herbal birth control/abortifacient, which has been shown in at least some animal studies to be effective, is called "Squirting Cucumber". The genus name is Ecballium, but once you've heard the common name that doesn't really make it better...
Also I voted in the Minecraft mob vote for the first time! (Since this is the first time you don't need twitter.) I voted for the Tuff Golem which is the one I'm most likely to actually be able to do anything with. I'm not sure how the Rascal will really fit in with the general feel of Minecraft gameplay, but if it gives you iron, there is a chance it could be used to replace iron farms (which really, really bother me and they need to somehow write them out of the game.) I'm pretty sure the Sniffer is going to win though.
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 | October 1st, 2022 04:18 pm
Hi! It's been awhile again. I even managed to miss the deadline on yuletide noms this year. I keep meaning to post but I have many excuses - 1. I've been more active on Discord lately, which means that when I get home most of my "interact with people on the internet" energy goes there; 2. I have been actually writing fandom-meta-type stuff with a pen on paper and a plan to type it on the typewriter to photocopy into a zine for FAPA - we'll see if I get far enough by the deadline - but most of my writing-up-long-entries energy is there. (It's been interesting to inspect my own authorial voice and how it's changing depending on if I'm writing for you-all-but-possibly-the-whole-internet vs. about-a-dozen-old-SF-fans-and-only-them-ever.) 3. I'm still doing a lot of Minecraft. Somewhere I got the idea that since there was so much Dream SMP to backwatch I should just start backwatcthing ten years' worth of hermitcraft instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Anyway if you need something to hyperfixate on where you will never run out of new stuff to watch can I recommend MCYT SMPs. (In the game I'm currently trying to get a fully enchanted set of gear, which is tough when you don't kill things for XP or do human trafficking.) 4. A lot of the most interesting stuff I'm thinking about is Grand Jury related and I can't talk about grand jury. Anyway, does anyone have any advice on living with a cat through a winter in a place without central heating? I have electric baseboard heat now, and last winter I just heated the room I was using and shut the doors, but I don't want to shut the doors on the cat, and I'm not sure how's the best way to handle the separate thermostats in separate rooms if I'm leaving doors cracked for the cat. (Cat tax:  )
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 | September 20th, 2022 09:03 pm
I put together a (too-long) list of really involved DW posts I want to write, and also the people at galactic journey are trying to get me to make a zine for FAPA, so of course I have written nothing bloglike and presentable in weeks.
Instead I will give you:
We watched Amok Time for the Journey last week, in which Spock explains Pon Farr via saying Vulcans are like salmon. I am also still very deep in Minecraft fandom, in which a major character explains the existence of his son via sketchy references to salmon.
I realize these two facts have nothing whatsoever to do with each other, and yet.
(Also, why does nobody use salmon as their "in heat" metaphor? It's always wolves or cats or idk, elephants, but salmon. We should go back to the beginnings, and do salmon.)
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 | August 25th, 2022 04:24 pm - Minecraft.
I have been pretty good (for me) at handling to-do list stuff the past few weekends, go me! It doesn't seem to get any shorter, though. (I crossed "wash the dishes" off the list yesterday morning, why are there dishes in the sink now??) Unfortunately one of the things on the list was to get my laptop uncrufted enough that I could run Minecraft without so much lag it wasn't fun, and I did that last week, so now I have fallen back into playing Minecraft and the rest of my todo list is looking a bit more dire. (Also I played enough on Saturday that I made my wrists angry, I should probably like. take a break. or at least stop playing with a trackpad on the couch. But I am not that smart.) So here are my Top Ten things I would like Minecraft to add or change. (I started a list when I first bought the game last year, but a couple of things from my original list were added in 1.19, and a couple more I figured out were already possible! So that's cool.) ( top ten )1,2, and 3 would actually probably be pretty easy to do as a mod, if I learned how to do mods, based on other mods I've seen. 8 and 10 might be doable. 9 already has a mod. I wonder how hard it is to learn to do mods. (4, 5 and 6 I have no idea how hard they would be, and and 7 I don't want to fix myself, I want them to fix the whole game.) ETA: Now, if we're talking about *mods* I want - I want a Ringworld mod. I've seen people talking about it, but haven't seen any actually out there, except a couple attempts at the sky-ring. Minecraft is already clearly an abandoned terraformed megastructure built on scrith; you just need a ringwall at the north/south border and looped coords at the east/west border, and some changes to sky textures, and you're there. If you want to get really fancy you can give the sunflowers a death ray (should be doable without too much deviation from vanilla, although you might have to make it sound-based), meteor-holes (that one might be harder since Minecraft doesn't have wind, although if you could just freeze the air into water around them---), more floating structures, generated sci-fi lab ruins, and a lot more villager variations... ETA 2: Actually on further thought, Minecraft as it already exists (everybody's worlds! all multiplayer servers!) is a Dyson Swarm without any modding at all (Except maybe rimwalls.) OK, right, as of now all of my Minecraft worlds are technically part of the Radch. Anaander Miaanaai's birthname was Alex
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 | August 19th, 2022 12:09 am - A deck of cards
Completely unrelated to the previous post, my AO3 playing card deck came a couple of weeks ago! I think it is just using the 52 most-used freeform tags on AO3 (not counting the ones too pornographic for Legal to allow) which is why there is both a Fix-it card and a Canon Divergence-Fixit card, but they are very fun and I can see them being good for both story-plotting and divination. The graphic design for every tag is also very clean and fun, although none of us could figure out what the heck was going on with the Gen card. Anyway, there are fifty-two tags (and two wild cards) in the deck, and COINCIDENTALLY, I have more-or-less 52 files in my "wips I really wish I was finishing" Scrivener file. So what I should do is match the cards to the files and every day I draw a card and have to add at least one word to that file. But instead I'm probably just going to write them up here. For fun. ( You'd think being this good at coming up with reasons not to work on these would translate into writing skill, but no )(There are nearly 200000 words of fic in that Scrivener file.) Current Mood:: good
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 | August 13th, 2022 06:31 pm
OTW board elections are ongoing! If you are qualified, you should read over the candidate info and vote! Also, I've been following some of the discussion about one of the candidates, and my main question doesn't seem to be getting answered: How does it work for somebody in a country where AO3 is banned to be running for the AO3 board from that country under her real name (while working for that country's government!) It's legal for foreign nationals to be on the board of US nonprofits, and it's one thing to volunteer through a proxy and a pseud, but...? Surely this is a terrible idea for her? And surely it's not a good idea for the nonprofit to put her in an official position where she's obligated to break her country's laws without some kind of extra protection for her? Like, sure, fundamentally the OTW is taking the position that they will defend fans against fandom-related legal issues, but it's one thing to say we're willing to defend an EU creator's rights lawsuit, it's another thing entirely to say we're ready to take on the Great Firewall for you. (Have they said they're willing to take on the Great Firewall for her?) What am I missing?
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 | July 20th, 2022 10:38 pm - A five things post to make myself post
- I have been seeing everybody's posts about the heat waves striking everywhere and I send you lots of sympathy. But also, I am tired of all the "you people from warm climates like the American South know how to handle the heat, it's different," comments. Americans do not know how to handle the heat, we just know how to throw more air conditioning at the problem until the entire world burns down.
As someone who *is* acclimated to hot summers without relying on A/C, I have been sitting in my work, with me and all my coworkers in winter layers, wrapped in a fleece blanket, with my hands literally hurting from the cold as I type, reading the bit from our facilities people about don't worry, we're going to recirculate inside air instead of bringing new air from outside to save strain on the a/c (in the middle of an airborne pandemic) while being desperately jealous of those of you getting to spend time in nice old insulated brick 35 deg C buildings with ventilation and windows that open. (I go outside for lunch to enjoy the lovely 35 deg C weather and occasionally hide in the mechanical room to warm up.)
I know that's not really a consolation when you're broiling. But please try not to be jealous of the large part of the US where everyone spends half their income trying to get cooler by burning fossil fuels and will immediately melt and die if their A/C ever fails (which it probably will because the ventilation systems are also badly designed) because their buildings aren't designed for their climate even before global warming and they don't know how to live in it. Save that for countries that actually do know how to handle heat.
(I'm working on a post on ways to learn to happily live in 35 deg C summers without relying on A/C but it keeps getting longer so maybe it'll be up by next heat wave?)
(For those of you hitting 40 deg C today though yeah sorry, *nobody's* jealous of that.)
- On that note I just started writing a modern Southern Gothic Locked Tomb AU based on that
agonyaunt post about the guy who married his daughter's bridesmaid but all either of them actually care about is the High Victorian house, because anything that will get me writing these days is worth a start and this is definitely the time of year for southern gothic, but then I realized I was basically writing "Rebecca but what if everybody except Mr. de Winter was a lesbian and Mrs. Danvers was actually Rebecca's ghost but only the protag could see her and also she was best frenemies with Mr. de Winter's illegitimate daughter who was living out her own separate Gothic plot in the background with her new wife's family".
And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that but I feel like I oughta read (or at least watch) Rebecca first, so I'll be able to catch it when I reference it involuntarily, and I don't want to read and or watch Rebecca, so me and this fic are at a stalemate.
- Which got me thinking a lot about how I really like Gothic (and its subgenres) in *theory* but I actively dislike or avoid most of the classic Gothics and a lot of newer ones, as part of my ongoing attempts to try to figure out what I think about horror, and I think with Gothics maybe it comes down to:
- I like the aesthetic
- I like the claustrophobic, stifling, incestuous mood
- I like the focus on small-scale, women's concerns, and the actual acknowledgement of class that often shows up
- I like the focus on setting and personification of setting! Give me a love story about a house or a town any day!
- I like the ambivalent way it tends to treat with the supernatural.
I don't like:
- the misogyny (and parallel misandry, that often doesn't believe there are non-terrible men.)
- the compulsory heterosexuality (or, well, I like it when it's part of the claustrophobia, but not when the story doesn't seem to realize any alternatives are even options)
- the way the misogyny and misandry and compulsory heterosexuality often combine to put the heroine in a fucking awful happy ending
- the frequent humorlessness
- the horror elements when it leans on them
So basically I want queer as hell gothics where people are terrible people but in ways completely delinked from their gender, and also who are willing to admit that sometimes you just have to laugh. Which I guess explains why I always want it in fic but am very chary about actual published ones…
- A huge amount of my fandom time lately has been with Minecraft streamers, and I haven't talked about it here because at first I felt like I didn't know enough about it and then I felt like it was *too much* to talk about, and then I figured I could at least do an enemy fic recs post about it even if it really doesn't do 'shipping' like most fandoms do. –and then Technoblade, one of the most popular content makers and also probably one of the best people in the fandom, died of cancer way, way too young, and I just didn't know what to say. It's the first time I've ever been this deep in a fandom when someone who was still actively part of telling the story died, much less an rpf-adjacent one when the real people are so centered, and since I haven't really been talking about the fandom I don't really even have people who are also in the fandom to talk about it with. I was still working through his back catalog from a year ago when he passed so even the people who are fans aren't really in the same story place I am.
( but here is some stuff )
Anyway to vaguely tie this up to the earlier topics, here's a really good Southern Gothic AU MCYT fic that wouldn't fit in an enemy recs post:
devil town (100526 words) by hoorayy Chapters: 18/18 Fandom: Dream SMP Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Eerie vibes, Angst, Toby Smith | Tubbo and Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Siblings, Mystery, Horror, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Character Death, small town horror, sbi family but they’re dysfunctional as hell, none of them are bad people though. they’re just all a bit fucked up, religious trauma, mind the tags! this is a dark story pls be aware of that when/if you read, Murder, Blood, Hallucinations, kinda. it’s complicated., Implied/Referenced Skeppy, for legal reasons that was a joke, Angst with a Happy Ending, i promise it will be okay. you’ll see, Alexis | Quackity and Toby Smith | Tubbo are Siblings Series: Part 1 of we’ll make it another night Summary: The night Tommy disappeared, it went like this: Tubbo screamed the words that became his goodbye. He can’t accept that Tommy is gone, because that would be accepting that the last words they exchanged were angry and intended to hurt. So he doesn’t accept it. He’ll search for years if he has to.
- Today is the quarterfinals of the fandom brackets on
fictional_fans! Down to eight fandoms, and it looks like the final four will probably be Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, and Yuletide. Not exactly a surprising result, and yet somehow I'm still surprised. But you still have just over an hour to vote! Anything could happen!
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 | July 11th, 2022 05:15 pm - Fandom tournament!
I have gone to Alabama, I have come back from Alabama with an extra cat, I have done a lot of things, I have actually started to get kind of a little caught up on the to-do list? (ignore the sink full of dishes), I have a whole list of things I'd like to post about on DW and so of course I am posting none of them. I did post to fictional_fans the other day to announce that I am going to run a very silly tournament using DW polls to decide which fandom will win the tournament. I need someting to kick me into posting and it's getting to the hot and languid part of summer, it seemed like a good time. So far I have posted a preliminary elimination round of the 100 most popular fandoms on AO3 at the moment, using my abritrary andsubjective criteria. I'll probably close the poll tomorrow morning, so get your votes in now if you want to! And then the top 64 fandoms (including probably a few wildcards that were missed in that list, and some reorganizing) will get seeded into a weeklong single-elimination tournament. Hopefully leading to a lot of people promoting their fandoms and starting silly arguments in comments. We'll see who wins!
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 | June 13th, 2022 05:36 pm
I finally got all the card readings done from the offer I put up... a couple of entries back. (Is me being blocked on - not even doing the readings, but posting them - the reason I've been so quiet on here lately? Maybe!!!) But when the first one I was going to post the weekend was all about getting moving on things you'd been blocked on I kinda had to keep going until I was done. (Super fun! Wish it didn't set of my brain issues every time.) I also got my podcasts back in order! (Possibly I am the only person who makes this a major life goal but whatever, it's something to work toward that I can do.)  More similar to last time than I would have expected, but it's increasingly filling up with ones that are no longer updating but I don't want to have listened to the last episode ever. (as before, feel free to ask me about any of the podcasts on the list. We won't talk about the two additional screens of podcasts with 15+ episodes I haven't listened to.) Shelly is still here and still being very good at catting! She has recently started walking all over me and even occasionally settling down on my lap (and always curls up with me at night) so I guess I have not irrevocably broken trust with things like "mopping the kitchen" and "going on a weekend camping trip."  Middle of this week I will definitely betray her trust, though, because we are going to stellar_dust's place for a week+ and coming back with... another cat. :( Shelly will stay downstairs and Bingley will stay upstairs, so it should be fine (Shelly is already not allowed upstairs and knows this, and Bingley has very rarely gone downstairs) but we are going to have to work out some kind of timeshare for the screened-in porch. Anyway, now that I have done the thing I was blocking on, and am off work for awhile, maybe I will actually get around to posting some of the other things I've been wanting to post? Like --How to enjoy a hot summer without air conditioning --A post or two about the fandom I've been kind of obsessed with for six months and haven't mentioned here because I don't really know how to explain it but it's probably time --The fandomy embroidery sampler I designed --An analysis of my "Where fandom will be in a few years" post from a few years ago --"What is the best fandom on AO3" voting tournament (will probably end up on fictional_fans if I do it) --more cat pics ---etc.
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 | May 11th, 2022 06:39 pm - Things that probably belong on tumblr and yet here we are
I don't know how far the Dracula Daily phenomenon has made it onto Tumblr, but basically all of Tumblr fandom is doing it now - follow that link and you will get what, if anything, happened on this date in the original novel Dracula emailed to you every day until November. Enough of Tumblr is doing it that suddenly to everyone's surprise (especially the person running it) it's basically become the big new serial fandom; it's been top tag on Tumblr for a week and everybody is talking about what Jonathan Harker wrote them from his business trip yesterday. I have not actually ever read the priginal novel, but I have read Makt Mykranna once and watched the old incomplete Nosferatu tape many times, so getting Dracula but slightly scrambled is on par for me! It's been fun so far. (There's also a fully produced podcast version in the same order if you prefer audio.) There's a lot of people on Tumblr talking about how this is clearly fitting an unfilled need for the old kind of fandoms where you got an episode every week and talked about it for a week (or, possibly more of a parallel, an upd8 at frequent intervals). The advent of streaming shows that dump an entire season at once has made that rare and people miss having that synchronized experience! Of course I've been doing it with Galactic Journey and their Star Trek fandom re-enactment watchalong for more than half a year now, so I'm just nodding along like I told you so. It's nice to have one where I have more community that whoever is at the watchalongs and whatever came in the mail in the latest zine though!! Speaking of the Star Trek one, we're in summer reruns now, and I gave myself permission (now that we're seeing a little bit of fanfic in zines) to start whatever post-ep fanwork inspires me the day after. So far it's mostly been small bits of dialogue on topics like the difficulty of command and how James Kirk sleeps around (affectionately) that I then never finish, but at least I am writing things! And trying to do fanwork in a setting where all I have for reference is the novelization, my memory, and whatever's in the few zines I got my hand on is definitely interesting! Even in my earliest conscious forays into fanwork (also Star Trek in the 90s) there was at least the knowledge that things like scriptbooks existed if you wanted to go deep. And VHS tapes. Anyway, I cheated a little on last week's post-ep, because literally the only fanwork I wanted* to make was this, which required going online for a screenshot, but c'mon!!  *the fanwork I /want/ most after that episode is Kirk and Mudd having to team up on a con for some contrived reason and blackflirting the whole way while Harry can't decide if he's offended or turned on by Kirk being a better con-artist than he is, but I don't want to have to make that one myself.
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 | May 3rd, 2022 07:44 pm
I will get people's reading out! Today! I swear! Doing a good job with posting every day otherwise, aren't in? (In my defense I still kind of believe it's last Tuesday.) Meanwhile intoabar, the crossover challenge, is taking signups again. I want to sign up! I missed last time because last time this year I *also* lost entire weeks of duration, but I have done most of them (Even if a lot of them have been ficlets that I never reposted off the comm because I meant to expand them and then never did.) But I can't decide on fandoms to request this year. I have a couple fandoms I'm sort of into, the one I'm currently really deep into I think I haven't talked about on this journal ever really and I don't think I want to put it into intoabar, so I'm left with way to many 'maybe's a not a lot of yeses. So, anybody want to give me two fandoms and I'll tell you how I'd cross them over? Any fandom I've talked about on here (including in my 100 days of recs series), any fandom I have AO3 bookmarks for, anything I have marked 'read' in Goodreads or LibraryThing, heck if I follow your journal any fandom *you've* talked about enough that I probably have a clue (Although of course the better I know the fandom the more detailed the scenario will probably be.)
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 | April 25th, 2022 11:03 pm - Cartomancy
I come to you fresh from Barricades Con, the online Les Misérables convention where we contacted the spirit of Victor Hugo via a snéance. And therefore I can tell you, directly from the ghost of the great man himself (via the medium of psychic snails) that all of the male characters in Les Mis other than Marius are, in fact, named Jean. (The answer to the question about how many of Les Amis have moustaches was inconclusive.) It was delightful to spend time again in a space where knowing what kind of trousers were sold at Staub's in 1830s Paris is both relevant and valued, and among the sort of people who understand that. We'll see if it sticks! Meanwhile it is 3weeks4dreamwidth. I should try to post every day during the three weeks. Will I? I suppose if nothing else I can post a cat photo. (I have my own personal infinite cat photo generator now!! It's so great.) The first prompt at 3weeks4dw involves tarot draws, and they invited other people to do tarot draws offers too, so! It's been awhile since I've done one of these, and I was going to wait until my AO3 deck gets here, but 3w4dw and the snéance got me in a divinatory mood. So here goes: --anybody can pick a deck and request a reading. You can soecify if you want a fanwork/blog prompt, general reading, or just the cards to do with as thou wilt. --I will draw four cards and give you an interpretation of some kind. --I will get around to doing the draw by May 1, but possibly not sooner. --I reserve the right to halt new requests at any point. --No actual validity is being implied for any results of the readings. Any advice used from them is entirely at your own risk. --I do however vouchsafe that I'm at least as psychic as Jean-Pierre the snail. Here are the decks you can choose from:  Oh, wait, sorry, the lighting's really bad on that one. This is slightly better:  1. The Rare Earths Chemical Elements deck 2. The Hobbit 3D Playing Cards 3. The Knot Tying Deck 4. 52 Ways to Simplify Your Life shuffled with 52 Things to Do Before You Die 5. Extraordinary Engineering Top Trumps 6. The Peanuts Card Game 7. Discover Wilderness Survival 8. World War II Airplane Spotter Playing Cards 9. The X-Files Trading Card Game 10. Le Jeu Destin Antique 11. CAT FACTS 12. Pocket Optical Illusions 13. The Crocodile Hunter Playing Cards 14. random dice roll Current Mood:: mischievous
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