So, if I were to list Alex Rider as one of my yuletide wishes, is there *any* chance at all that anyone would write it for me, or do I have to wait until the movie comes out?

(I was substituting in a middle school today and finally got a chance to read Eagle Strike, which means I can finally read Scorpia over the weekend. And! Alex Rider is *so cool*! And why did Gregorovitch have to die! And, and, somebody needs to write about the clones! And!)

(Speaking of substituting today, what kind of evil parents would name an innocent kid Connor MacLeod? Poor, poor child.)

Oh, right! yuletide, the giant annual obscure fandom story exchange, is gearing up again! Everybody who writes fic should go join up!