Since I'm clearly not getting anything else done today

[melannen]

Who wants a cartomancy reading? Pick a deck, I'll do a basic four card draw, we can all interpret it together. Offer good until Monday night. Offer closed, but will be finishing up the requested readings soon!

Choice of decks:
1. Audubon's Viviparous Quadrupeds of North America
2. Modern Art
3. Iraqi War Criminals c. 2003
4. Computer House of Cards
5. 1982 Chippendales
6. Iraqi and Afghan Heritage Resource Preservation
7. The Game of Authors
8. Forgotten English Insults
9. Sesame Street: You're a Grouch
10. Radacad Radioactive Materials Security Training
11. Geology Knowledge Cards
12. Women Who Dare
13. Random

Comments

[twistedchick]

Please, a reading from the Audubon quadrupeds?

[melannen]

And one more quadrupeds! These are some great cards.



Where you've been: Hystrix dorsata, Canada porcupine (Erezithizon dorsatum, North American porcupine.)

American porpupines are best known for climbing trees a lot, but not being very good at it, and also falling out of trees a lot. Also, they make adorable noises. Have you spent some time recently feeling short-sighted and prickly and clumsy, when you, like a porcupine, were actually a sweet darling all along?

Where you are now: Pteromys origonensis, Oregon flying squirrel (Glaucomys sabrinus Northern flying squirrel.)

Also a great animal! You are in a place now, whether you know it or not, where you can climb out as far on a limb as you want and, unlike the porcupine, know that you can spread your wings and glide rather than falling.

Where you are going: Cervus alces, Moose deer (Alces alces, moose)

You will become a terrifying megafauna out of the palaeolithic past. You will do what you want and go where you want, because who, after all, is going to stop you?

What you should do: Procyon lotor, Raccoon

Embrace you inner trash panda.

[twistedchick]

This is more accurate than you can possibly imagine. And I love it! Thank you!