fandom meme?

[melannen]

It's a weird day, y'all, and it's been awhile since I've done something like this, so: have a shipping meme.

Give me a fandom in the comments and I will tell you which pairing or poly ship in that fandom:

1. Is the forever ship of my heart
2. Is the one I don't have a lot of feelings about but know I can always go back to for long comfort fic
3. Has the best porn
4. Is just NO

(Caveat: fandom must be large enough to have significant amounts of fic for at least four pairings)
(Caveat 2: it does not have to be a fandom you have heard me talk about much or recently, because let's face it, if it has that much fic I have probably read enough to be able to answer these, although that is not a dare.)
(Caveat 3: all answers to 4 are in the spirit of ykinmkato because I am enough of an Old to believe in that.)

Comments

[melannen]

That's too many ships! I'm going to limit it to original-Avengers-adjacent for my own sanity, if you want some other subset you will have to ask for that subset :P

1. Tony/JARVIS. Also Peggy Carter/Nick Fury but I think I am the only one there.
2. Clint/Coulson
3. Anything involving Loki
4. Superfamily of the "Avengers adopt small Peter Parker" variety, because fcuk you, Aunt May is fcuking awesome, she was a Herald of Galactus once, and a Peter Parker who wasn't raised by Aunt May and Uncle Ben is so different from basic Peter that you've really gotta work for it and use him as something other than a prop for you slash domesticity. (I'm okay with "Tony is the world's most awkward father figure but Peter still lives with May". And am theoretically okay with "Tony etc. adopt Peter after Aunt May joins the Avengers polycule" but I don't think I've ever seen that. Just don't write May and Ben out of Peter's life.)