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melannen ([personal profile] melannen) wrote2012-04-12 12:38 am

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1. I updated my journal layout. :D The crack in my screen means I needed to devote less space to decoration, plus I was getting tired of staring at that old fanart and the off-green - not that most of you have looked at it recently, I hope. I'd been putting off changing it because I kept saying I was going to switch to a proper, standard-compliant S2 style instead of the hacked-together S1-mimicking thing I threw together way back during closed beta.

The thing is, DW layouts are hard. It should not be this hard! Granted I've been slacking on keeping up my programming skills, but I'm pretty sure if I want to be able to get anything like the style I want, I am going to have to block out, like, two weeks just to figure out how all the bits fit together before I even get into learning how the language works. Seriously. I realize the main reason it's so hard is that, a, they wanted to make it flexible and useful for serious developers, and, b, inherited from LJ, and, c, CSS, but nothing about it makes any f*sking sense and the documentation and customization areas - and I know there are probably people reading this who worked on the documentation, so I want you to know it's not your fault, it's systemic - suck.

It's also hard because everybody who puts in the time to learn the system are people who really care about styles. Which is fine, but it means all the built-in system ones are, well, intended for people who care about style. Stylish is not what I want! Dammit. I want to be able to paint the walls, move in my comfy old furniture, and maybe slap up a poster or two. I want my old LJ style, which does only and exactly what I need it to, with no "design elements" cluttering the place up.

So I'm sticking with the hacked-together old layout until I have two weeks with nothing else to do, because I can actually make it do what I need it to do. Sorry, anybody using technology that doesn't like my tables.

(The new colors are scarlet and gray to express my unironic love of the Tropo Red site scheme, and nothing to do with any other fandom thing I'm currently into that uses scarlet and gray. Nope. The header image incorporates no reappropriated zodiac symbols and has nothing to do with that fandom thing either, I just like jewel-toned rainbows and knotwork. yep.)

2. And don't let my taking down the old header image convince you I've soured on cracked-out Star Trek crossovers! Why just yesterday I was talking with [personal profile] sineala at length about how one could easily write wonderful Rosemary Sutcliff/Rihannsu-verse crossovers, following on her revelation that Rihannsu-verse is basically Rome in Space.

The interesting thing there, though, which we really didn't touch on in the conversation, is that Rome - at least in Sutcliff's narrative - was the Empire bringing Civilization to the Barbarians. The Rihannsu never had the luxury of being surrounded by Barbarians - they're trapped behind a demilitarized zone, and have been for most of their spacefaring history, three-quarters surrounded by the Federation, and the rest by Klingons. You could do some cool things there with the ways the Federation is - or at least pretends to be - a loose confederation of tribes; and the way actual!Rome wasn't actually bringing civilization to the Barbarians either, along most of its borders, and of course you could do a lot of interesting things with colonization, imperialism, and hegemony in general, but I'm mostly just staring cockeyed at all the ways it changes the meaning of Empire when you're bottled in the Neutral Zone and vaguely patronized by everybody around you. Which actually had always fascinated me in a worldbuilding sense about the Rihannsu, but putting it explicitly as a parallel to Sutcliff's Roman Britain--

Anyway. Which is why I will not be writing the extensive Eagle AU I outlined there where wounded former Subcommander Aquila, (a relative on his father's side of a certain nameless Romulan Commander) and his slave Esca are sent undercover into Federation territory to retrieve the Sword from the Empty Chair, because I really, really don't have the energy to dig into all that right now.

...I am almost tempted to start writing the one where Erei'Riov Llaekh i-Aerl - who has no house-name, because he has no house, because Hellguard - has long been assigned alone to a largely-automated monitoring station on the Neutral Zone, where he has been running a highly lucrative operation smuggling Romulan Ale across the border (with the help of some connections on the Federation side, especially an incredibly reckless Human tramp pilot named Connla and his extended family) which gets disrupted when a new Commander shows up - some disgraced nephew of a Tribune, sent there to rot alongside Llaekh - and starts being entirely too competent.

I was almost tempted to start writing that because I thought I might be able to do it without it turning into a epic novel-length thing full of plot, but then the Arcani wanted to get involved, so maybe not.

Luckily I don't have to, because [personal profile] sineala is already not writing the Frontier Wolf crossover. :P

3. Con.txt panel suggestion time is almost over! I threw in a few last-minute ones and now I'm done, but anybody else going to con.txt should put in their own! -- right now there's only about 60 nominations for something like 45 panel slots, which means there's way too much risk of most of mine getting in. You don't have to be able to mod them! And even if you do, modding con.txt panels is dead easy and not scary at all.

(I am also being amused at the fandoms that are showing up this year! You know slash fandom is in a weird place when the fandoms that get the most panel suggestions are two BBC shows, a movie about Roman Britain that had seriously limited release, and a movie that isn't out yet.

...or possibly you just know that the part of slash fandom that goes to con.txt is awesome. One or the other.

...still. man. It's weird, Slash has gone a really long time without having a new American-network-show that ate fandom. Times they are a changin'.)

4. Went to the dump today, after spending last weekend tearing all the rotten bits of roofing off the woodshed. Is it weird that I really like landfills? I mean not that I have vast experience with them, but Deer Island in Boston is just refreshing, and today at our local place we had to drive up Trash Mountain, which is the highest point in the county, and the views are amazing. And all the recently-filled-over places have that look of fresh new land about them - they're meadows, unmowed but not yet overgrown, which you only get around here in very specific circumstances - and, anyway, I know that six inches under the grass it's probably horrible, but on the surface it's just really airy and sunny and pretty. And then there's all the stuff! All the human detritus, taken as far out of context as it can be, and yet still trying so hard to impart meaning to itself. I want to go back with no trash and just a camera. Would they think that was creepy? They would probably think that was creepy.

5. I accidentally deleted everything in my DW inbox in the course of trying to figure out how to customize a style (don't ask.) On the plus side, "clean out inbox" can now be crossed off the to-do list! On the minus side, uh, if you ever sent me a PM, I no longer have it.
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[personal profile] stellar_dust 2012-04-12 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
I keep telling people around here that we need to learn how to excavate garbage dumps because THE FUTURE. And they just look at me weird.
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[personal profile] stellar_dust 2012-04-12 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
No way, we need to protect them as archaeological heritage parks! Someday the giant dump next to Cahokia will be as big a tourist draw as Cahokia itself!

.. although we could mine them for methane, that is probably a good idea.


(Captcha: "The 5th number from 25, thirty nine, 8, six, and 11 is?" I have no idea what that is even asking, here's hoping I guessed right!)
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[personal profile] stellar_dust 2012-04-13 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
If we start mining the ruins there will quickly become a shortage! Especially if we do it on a major industrial scale!

There are, but people should do more. And in the meantime you should go take pictures!
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[personal profile] sara 2012-04-13 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...we are already both excavating them AND mining them for methane.

No, really. Google the garbage project. The methane thing, I recommend back issues of the Wall Street Journal.

(To an archaeologist, every problem is a shovels-and-graph-paper problem.)
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[personal profile] stellar_dust 2012-04-13 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the problem is more about interpretation? The garbage project looked at individual people's trash, right, so they had all that great information about who dumped which items when. There are some people at my school working with material from a large urban communal trash pile spanning the 17th-19th centuries, so they're wrestling with things like, what can we learn from an aggregate assemblage like this that we don't already know from other sources, is it possible to address questions like identity at ANY scale much as we might be able to for a backyard midden, etc. I think developing a theoretical framework to deal with this kind of thing in historical archaeology is super important, because it's going to be the bridge between middens and dumps, which we're going to need to understand in order to do good archaeology past the late 19th century.

I know there are some people doing really interesting things in "contemporary archaeology" but I think there needs to be more done on how to really solidly bridge the theoretical and methodological gap between "historical" and "contemporary." Which is why I keep telling my friends that what they're doing is exciting and important and they roll their eyes at me. :D (Of course we also have to work on a similar gap between "historical" and "prehistoric" ...)
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[personal profile] sara 2012-04-13 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*raises an eyebrow* I think I've been doing good archaeology past the late nineteenth century since sometime in the late 90s, and I'm hardly the only one. It's not all about garbage. Refuse is only the fraction of material culture which is discarded.

But then, I don't really see a divide between historic and prehistoric, either. Or, inasmuch as I do, it's very wibbley-wobbly-timey-wimey.

And the garbage project wasn't breaking things down on just a traced-from-individuals level, either. There's also some interesting stuff being done at Berkeley about things people leave behind while they're migrating across the US-Mexico border, but it's being done by a grad student with a tendency to get artsy in a way which I think distracts from his actual work.

I also tend to think that massive collective middens are not generally providing us with much meaningful data until we start contrasting them with one another...which is a level at which the discipline is going to be resistant to operating at, because that would mean actually collaborating, which academics are shit at and contractors aren't compensated for.
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[personal profile] beatrice_otter 2012-04-12 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, if you write anything Rihannsu I will love you forever! Particularly if it is long and epic!
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[personal profile] beatrice_otter 2012-04-13 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure that the only way to figure out how to write an epic is to do it. I mean, there isn't really a half-way mark to epic that I can think of. Either it is, or it isn't.

If it helps with the intimidation factor, I will love anything you do in that canon. Just so you know.

Me, I have thinky thoughts about Saavik and her mother, and the fanon (I think fanon?) trope of how her mother has tried to have her assassinated a couple of times over the years, because she is a mark of shame. (Originally, these half-Vulcan bastards were supposed to be a mark of honor because you were bringing telepathy to ch'Rihan, but then the project failed and it was shameful to be associated with it, and Saavik's mother is trying to get rid of the evidence.) Anyway, besides Saavik and her mother, I have this idea that Saavik's Romulan half-sister (not knowing who Saavik is besides a Starfleet officer) was one of the Commanders assigned to the DS9 area during the Dominion War, long after Saavik's mother has given up trying to kill her and instead is trying to pretend she doesn't exist. The sister is on the station for some reason and is injured (which may be part of a larger action plot, I suck at action plots) and Saavik is there too. Maybe it's a strategy planning gathering, or something. Anyway, the sister needs blood/something else tricky to replicate and Saavik offers. Sister asks why she would do that and how she knew, Saavik tells her to ask Dear Old Mum, and skeletons start tumbling out of closets.

But I don't remember enough about DS9 to handle the chronology of it, and while I know what the beats need to be emotionally I have no plot that works to hang them on yet, and so this is just one of the many Vulcan plots that keep tumbling around the back of my brain. I love Vulcans. And Rihannsu Romulans.

Anyway, if you need any cheerleading or betaing for a Rihannsu fic, I am your girl.
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[personal profile] beatrice_otter 2012-04-13 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
When I set out to Write A Novel in college, a very wise person gave me this advice: if you write a page a day, in a year you will have written a novel. If you write two pages a day, in a year you will have written two novels."

Personally, for most of my longer fics, it works like this: I write as far as I can, get stuck, move on to writing something else ... but keep coming back, every few months, to reread, polish a bit, think about it. (In this period of time, my backbrain is chewing over the problem.) Eventually, I figure out what got me stuck and fix it and go on from there.

Saavik ... I only have one of the novels she's in, and that's Pandora Principle, which I highly recommend. It can be read as fitting into the Rihannsu universe. I've read all the other novels she's in, but it's been some time. ANd anyway, they aren't really compatible with Rihannsu, which is my canon, so.
Edited 2012-04-13 03:35 (UTC)
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[personal profile] beatrice_otter 2012-05-24 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, could I send you a fic to look over? I'm writing for trekreversebang, and I think I talked to you a little bit about it before, but I'm about 2/3 of the way done with it and it feels really overwrought and dramallama and even after re-reading the Rihannsu stuff I just am not getting any of the feel for the language in the Rihannsu sections, and I was hoping for advice from someone who knows Rihannsu. Help! If you have time and would be interested, email me at beatrice _ otter @ haugensgalleri . com
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[personal profile] beatrice_otter 2012-05-25 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Cofax just responded, so I've got someone for now. I may still send it to you again on Tuesday (hopefully the rough draft will be done by then, and hopefully Cofax will have ideas about how to fix the problems. Or tell me it's all in my head, it's fine as-is.
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[personal profile] lannamichaels 2012-04-12 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know anything about those canons other than a vague familiarity with the ST stuff due to TNG, but, wow, I would love to read things that flip the Rome narrative upside down and inside out. I blame this on being Jewish.
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[personal profile] beatrice_otter 2012-04-13 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
OOOOOH. Oh, wow, I really, really hope someone writes that one! That is one I could write myself, with some research, actually, if I weren't completely swamped. Well, and wary of writing something about Passover, as most of what I know about it either comes from the Exodus story itself (which only vaguely looks like what a modern Passover meal looks like) or various Christian versions of it people do for Maundy Thursday or when teaching kids about the Last Supper. Basically, I know enough to know that I don't know what would be appropriate and what would be appropriation, and that is a problem.
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[personal profile] beatrice_otter 2012-04-13 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
... that is awesome, I hope it works!
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[personal profile] ambyr 2012-04-12 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if the people with more mainstream fandoms figure "Oh, someone else will nominate that" and don't bother with panel suggestions. Whereas I know my fandoms tend toward the obscure, so if I don't get them out there, who will?
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[personal profile] ambyr 2012-04-12 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, going off AO3 and the thousand most recently posted m/m and f/f works, the most popular seem to be:

Sherlock (TV) (131)
Marvel Avengers Movies Universe (60)
Supernatural (53)
MS Paint Adventures (52)
X-Men - All Media Types (44)
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (36)
Bandom (30)
Hawaii Five-0 (2010) (29)
DCU (28)
Fullmetal Alchemist (26)
CW Network RPF (25)
Star Trek (21)
Mass Effect (21)

A lot of old classics, the new ones you mentioned, and . . . Hawaii Five-O. Is Hawaii Five-O really that big a thing? Now I feel behind the times. Anyway, I'm not surprised not to see Hawaii Five-O on the con.txt list, but I am surprised that X-men, DCU, and bandom are missing. (The lack of any anime panels is disappointing but not surprising, given the way fandom self-segregates. Although the existence of an "anime's easy, let's talk about other animation!" panel does kind of highlight its lack in flashing neon.)
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[personal profile] ambyr 2012-04-12 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I would have gotten a different breakdown if I'd checked ff.n, I'm sure! Just figured AO3 had the greatest overlap with con.txt attendees. (I did kind of laugh to see the "We need to jumpstart Hunger Games fandom!" panel. It's got 15,000 stories on ff.n; I think we're more at the harvesting stage than the "making it a fertile ground for fandom" stage.)

There's one RPF panel for J2 and other CW network stuff, which matches with the AO3 numbers, I guess. But yeah, I'm surprised that's the only one.
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[personal profile] ambyr 2012-04-12 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm kinda assuming Mass Effect is just getting a bump from ME3 having come out last month. I'd be surprised if it doesn't drop out of the list in another month or two, once the new content effect has worn off.

Man, someone should track this stuff. Stats are fun!
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[personal profile] ambyr 2012-04-12 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think Pinboard will gain in popularity enough to be useful, given time, or is its nature as a pay site always going to be a choke point for fandom?

Teen Wolf actually would have been the next one on the AO3 list after my arbitrary cut-off point, so maybe it really is up-and-coming?
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[personal profile] sineala 2012-04-12 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, now I think you need to write *all* the Sutcliff/Rihannsu crossovers. Clearly you can plot 'em, at least.

Also, as regarding Frontier Wolf, I keep thinking someone ought to do something with the idea that -- I can't remember whose journal I saw this on, sorry -- the plot is basically the Great Conspiracy, only twenty years earlier.
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[personal profile] sineala 2012-04-13 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank you for the plot. I am not sure what I will do with it (*glares at piles and piles of WIPs*) but I think they're all really great ideas to just ponder. Alexios (whatever his name is) is probably going to have all the awkward conversations with Hilarion about this black-market ale trade across the border that he knows nothing about, you see, but he would hate to have it become some kind of problem that he might have to officially admit to. Yeah. Meanwhile everyone's heard of Alexios' giant fuck-up with the Klingons and ending up in their space and the bit where he had to abandon his own warbird after losing half the crew. Bad decision, really.

I'm not sure why she didn't just set it a little later and actually do the Great Conspiracy...

(Ha, I have most of them in ebook, I think; I just haven't read them yet.)
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[personal profile] beatrice_otter 2012-04-30 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, speaking of Rihannsu 'verse, was the Romulan Commander (Ael's former sisters' daughter) ever named? If not, would you be any good at making one up? Because I suck at that.

(Also. Did you get a PM from me a while back about my trekreversebang? It's okay if you're just ignoring it/busy with other things, but if you just missed it I'd still love to talk.)