melannen: Commander Valentine of Alpha Squad Seven, a red-haired female Nick Fury in space, smoking contemplatively (Default)
melannen ([personal profile] melannen) wrote2008-01-26 06:42 pm

America can't say no

I spent most of this afternoon measuring out chalklines to screw sheetrock to 16" studs. As a result, the Decembrists' 16 by 32 is *still* stuck in my head.

Somehow, this is all Stephen Colbert's fault.

In that mode, let's trying playing the new game that [journalfen.net profile] siegeofangels came up with the other day: load five songs at random, and figure out how they apply to John Sheppard and Atlantis (since all songs, after all, can be vidded to John/Atlantis : that's a basic law of fandom.)

Here's what I've got:
Da Vinci's Notebook - Window Washing Cowboy : okay, so this is a story about the tragic love life of a man who is very, very fond of tall building with lots of glass, and has a vaguely comic death-wish. That's pretty much John/Atlantis all the way. (Plus, the make 'em shiny clean chorus would have so much "oh my god John, you di'n't" potential.)

Dido - White Flag : This has always been a Jack Sparrow/Black Pearl Song to me, with Jack singing Dido's part because the Pearl left him for Barbossa but he just won't *let it go* already. But, you know: insane man/inanimate seafaring object: it would be so easy to re-map as Atlantis singing it to John - and it would be even *better* that way, because you would re-interpret it from a woman who won't let a relationship go, to a woman whose devotion is teaching her to fight to the end for *herself* because he makes her learn to value herself, and it would be kickass and end with John making the city fly. Yes.

Garth Brooks - Two Pina Coladas : This one starts with Jack tempting John out of Antarctica to Atlantis ("he said that heartaches are healed by the sea") and really is a love story between John and Atlantis, John falling in love with the city and knowing she loves him back (and whenever he asks for something, she gives it to him) with flashbacks to his horrible backstory on Earth.

(any of fifty bajillion covers) - Hallelujah : This one's kind of a gimme, becaue it's another law of fandom that Hallelujah can be vidded to any character or pairing, but - "the secret chord?" "the hallelujah"? This is set after one of the many times when Pegasus and the Ancients betray John, and he's lost all his faith because he's been hurt and people have been *killed* - he's killed people for *her* - and Atlantis doesn't even understand why he *cares*, but he walks though her corridors and he feels her hallelujah singing through his veins with his blood and he knows he can never leave her no matter how much he comes to hate her.

Eagles - Hotel California : Hotel California is actually an outsider's view of the freaky relationship John (and, okay, the rest of the expedition, too) has with Atlantis: specifically, that of the Wraith they captured and experimented on. Atlantis is Hotel California (she got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.) Or you could do it as just straight John/Atlantis, actually, with a sort of sinister twist where John is being seduced by Atlantis into accepting the ancient code of "ethics".

So in conclusion: Yes, it is possible to vid John/Atlantis to any arbitrary song. Now you try!

ETA: Some days, I wonder about how I ended up so fannish. Other days, I'm packing away the dollhouse furniture I played with in elementary school and find Starbuck and Apollo cuddled up together among the quilts. :D (I have no memory of ever owning Starbuck and Apollo action figures, and yet, there they were...)

(Anonymous) 2008-01-27 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
1. Louis Armstrong, "Sitting in the Sun:" Hm. John offworld? John enrichened by the people/city around him?

2. Cher, "Life After Love:" OMG, if someone hasn't done this already, that hypothetical someone needs to get RIGHT ON IT. John gets abandoned by the Air Force, but he's totally STRONGER! and what is he supposed to do? Sit around and wait for them?

3. Weird Al, "Couch Potato:" Structurally, it'd have to be John and Rodney and their incredible TV-fannish geekiness; it'd start and end with them watching TV, but the majority of it would have to be clips from other shows. . . . and clips from SG-1 and SGA, the more obviously TV-ish ones.

4. Everclear, "A.M. Radio:" SGA/classic Sci-Fi mashup. John and Han Solo and Triffids and everything.

5. Alicia Bridges, "I Love the Nightlife:" John/Pegasus. Explosions in the dark, and alien babes, and Please don't talk about love tonight.

--siegeofangels, totally doing this again in her own journal.
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[identity profile] melannen [journalfen.net] 2008-01-31 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, it works!

[identity profile] isiscolo [journalfen.net] 2008-01-31 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, I really want a John/Wraith Queens vid to "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress," and tried bidding on vidders at Sweet Charity so I could get one to make me one, but alas, I got outbid.

However, the idea of John/Atlantis to that song makes my brain hurt. Anthro- no, wait, gynopomorphism to the max?
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[identity profile] melannen [journalfen.net] 2008-01-31 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
No, see, the best part about John crackvids is that it *totally* works if you make him the girl. :P See Atlantis is supposed to be keepin' it safe for the Ancients, but John's long and cool and has a black armband, and as soon as Atlantis sets eyes on him, she knows he's gonna be trouble (makes her temperature rise...)

Although John/Wraith is *also* awesome.