And then you realize that wait maybe that isn't "hate" that's keeping you up at night?
Dolly Parton, Tumblr and AO3 have you sorted.
(The Lil Nas X cover of the song was nominated for yuletide, but I suspect the fanworks that come out of that will be less femslashy.)
- Cannot Compete With You (1564 words) by Anetka
Fandom: Jolene (Song) - Dolly Parton
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jolene/Narrator (Jolene), Jolene & Narrator
Characters: Narrator (Jolene), Jolene (Jolene)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, because cellphones, Pre-Femslash, Arospec character, grayromantic Narrator, oblivious narrator, lesbian Jolene, Misunderstandings, Pre-Relationship, Pining, Mutual Pining, oblivious Narrator is oblivious, Jolene is hella gay ya'll, POV First Person, b/c that's how the song is
Whatever you decide to do, Jolene - Beauty (1304 words) by ozsaur
Fandom: Jolene (Song) - Dolly Parton
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jolene/wife, Jolene & husband
Characters: Jolene, Wife, Husband - Character
Additional Tags: Jolene - Freeform, Song - Freeform, Harassment, Gift, New Year's Eve, Sweet
My happiness depends on you. - Chjtolene (2055 words) by afterism
Fandom: Jolene (Song) - Dolly Parton
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jolene/Narrator (Jolene)
Characters: Narrator (Jolene), Jolene (Jolene), Man (Jolene)
Additional Tags: Eldritch, Horror, Crack Treated Seriously, vague Americana, deliberately vague time period, loss of sight, Trick or Treat: Trick
We tremble at the sight of you, Jolene!