The Melancholy Malfoy
Sirius ISN'T dead!!11!!one!!
The Dramatic and Angfty Tragedy of Draco, the Melancholy Malfoy,
Being a Play in Five Acts.
In Which: Everybody Dies
Bafed Upon the True Account of the Hiftoria Danicae
(and alfo those books by J.K. Rowling.)
Dramatis Personae
THE GHOST
DRACO, son of the late Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa
NARCISSA BLACK, widow of Lucius, now married to Sirius
SIRIUS BLACK, cousin to Narcissa
GINNY
RONALD, her brother
ARTHUR, father of Ginny and Ronald, trusted friend of Sirius
PERCY, son and assistant to ARTHUR
HERMIONE, friend and confidant
CRABBE and GOYLE, school friends to DRACO
FRED and GEORGE, sons to Arthur and members of the DA
NEVILLE, also a DA soldier
HARRY, the Boy Who Lived
REMUS, leftenant to Harry
SYBILL, a Seer, and her TROUPE of STUDENTS
LUNA and MYRTLE
And Others, Asst'd.
The Dramatic and Angfty Tragedy of Draco, the Melancholy Malfoy,
Being a Play in Five Acts.
In Which: Everybody Dies
Bafed Upon the True Account of the Hiftoria Danicae
(and alfo those books by J.K. Rowling.)
Dramatis Personae
THE GHOST
DRACO, son of the late Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa
NARCISSA BLACK, widow of Lucius, now married to Sirius
SIRIUS BLACK, cousin to Narcissa
GINNY
RONALD, her brother
ARTHUR, father of Ginny and Ronald, trusted friend of Sirius
PERCY, son and assistant to ARTHUR
HERMIONE, friend and confidant
CRABBE and GOYLE, school friends to DRACO
FRED and GEORGE, sons to Arthur and members of the DA
NEVILLE, also a DA soldier
HARRY, the Boy Who Lived
REMUS, leftenant to Harry
SYBILL, a Seer, and her TROUPE of STUDENTS
LUNA and MYRTLE
And Others, Asst'd.
