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melannen ([personal profile] melannen) wrote2018-10-15 12:00 pm

to-do list blogging #4

Okay, today's sole job is to clear off my top bunk, which is where I have been putting all of the Stuff I Want Out Of The Way But Don't Have The Energy To Deal With for, uh, nearly a year? So that's fun.

And also reading Trail of Lightning by Rebecca Roanhorse, because it's due back at the library today and other people are waiting. So far I'm about fifty pages in and it's very good. (Also very urban fantasy-y, trope-wise, though I don't know what else I was expecting.)

And the building committee this even, which hopefully will be pretty painless.

Morning was getting everything else in the room cleared out so I had space to work, so here's the starting point for the main job:

a large and looming mound of Things

I have forgotten what-all is up there. This will be exciting. Check back for updates!

12:30 : I have found a sack of Star Wars action figures! Why have I done that!
12:45 : CASSETTE TAPES. Okay I guess this afternoon instead of podcasts it's listen to cassettes and figure out which ones I don't need to keep, I have six slots left in my cassette storage.
1:00 : More... star wars... toys...
1:30: There is a lot more stuff being added to the "mending/finishing" list than I had planned on....


2:00 Progress has been made! Not showing you what bedroom floor now looks like...
slightly less loomy pile of sutuff?


3:00 I FORGOT ABOUT THE ENTIRE BOX OF OLD DENTAL TOOTH CASTINGS
JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN!
WHO WANTS TO COME TO A PARTY AND DECORATE YOUR OWN SET OF CREEPY TEETH?

3:05 oh hey that's why it seemed like I can never find any scissors anymore
3:20: The good news is, I'm already down to the strata where things were already sorted before they went up! The bad news is, they are sorted into various categories of "I have no place to put this"e
3:30 Cassette is playing "Poor Poor Pitiful Me" by Leonard Cohen. Big mood.
3:35 Who wants some vintage bra band extenders? Or a menstrual belt? (I have to wonder how many people who have fetishised garter belts have realized just how closely they resemble menstrual belts.)
4:15 : A poem:

Two lightsabers, a head made of glass, a tennis ball, binoculars, many teeth, a stress ball shaped like an astronaut, another lightsaber, a knit hat;
A reflector, a jar of bubblers, Vader candy, a spork, a bag of kite parts, a cross of seeds, a geocache, a chromatic harmonica;
More teeth, a trick knife, a golf ball, a scarecrow pin, a wooden fan, a paper fan, a pile of tattoos, two astronauts;
A golf ball, an eye ball, a bouncy ball, a juggling ball, a squeezy ball, a sack of balloons, a pocketknife.

4:30 The balloons sort of still work! I made a quadrupedal animal. And then his tail blew off and he went rocketing across the room. But it worked until then!

(I can only make two shapes out of circus balloons, and the other one is obscene. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

4:45 Second verse:

A star destroyer skeleton, a lanyard, a pestle, a sandperson, a candle, a candle, a candle, a candle;
a candle snuffer, a candle holder, a candle, a candle, a candle, a candle, a candle, two pairs of balls;
Some teeth, a petri dish, a cross, a kite, kitestring, a whirlybird, a glider, a bottle of vodka;
Black Manta, a marble, a mask, a goggle, glowing slime, a butterfly, a coin collection, a mercury thermometer.

Nine collector cards, a foam book, a lace collar, a CD, a cassette, an envelope, a set of blocks, a stick with a string tied to it;
A lacrosse ball, a basketball, a laundry ball, a squeezy ball, a clothespin, a chip clip, a band-aid, a bottlecap;
Four more cards, a bookmark, a bee, an egg full of buckeyes, a box of magic snakes, sheet garters, a maxi pad, shoe polish;
A sit-upon, an owl pellet, an electric fan, a wind-up space shuttle, an X-wing, a coffee stirrer, Greedo's head, a pair of lacy Barbie panties;

Big Bird, a laundry hedgehog, a squirrel skeleton, a commemorative podracing cup, a netted water bottle holder, a pencil box full of sugar packets, a dental instrument, a Lincoln log;
A library card, a Chinese finger trap, a ping-pong ball, a candy dish made from an AOL CD, rooting solution, a lego that is not a lego, a coin purse, a sock garter;
A small glass vial, a mug warmer, a Tesseract, an rfid card protector, a bag of dead batteries, a robot ID tag, three things of nail polish, a yo-yo;
A screwdriver, wildflower seeds, a two-foot octopus, a dragonfly, a Vader keychain, a crocheted Mobius strip, two cigar boxes full of seashells;

A mouse bookmark, a small bag of screws, a pig keychain, a 25-year service ribbon, a palm cross, a name tag, two pens, some cat hair, a rock;
A small bag full of other smaller bags, a UFO, a tiny Army hat, a pig keychain, a box of glow-worms, a bag of not screws, a string with a single wooden bead strung on it, a headless chenille Yogi;
A steel ball bearing, assorted pins, paperclips, and bottlecaps stuck to half a magnet out of a microwave oven; a seahorse tail; a pad of post-its; six stars; a paper bead; a jade bead; three clothespins; two pennies; a stick;
An empty Frostie bottle, an empty Ale-8 bottle, an empty Sidral bottle, an empty Barrillitos bottle, an empty Switch bottle, an empty Red Rock bottle, an empty Nesbitt's bottle, an empty Mercury bottle, and empty Lorina bottle.

It is 5 PM and this has been the Ballad of the Black Basket.

5:30 PM: Enforced break due to dinner meeting. Current status:
there is actually enough surface it could be used as a bed!
Perspective slightly different because I can't, um, stand in the spot I was in before,
due to giant pile of winter clothes that has moved there...

I keep panicking slightly because what if I don't get it finished tonight and then I'll be stuck in this half-done state! And then I remember I have the whole week off work, I will have time to keep working on it tomorrow and the day after.

The wage labor system is a con.

9:15 : Back from meeting, freshly fortified with two glasses of sweet tea, so I may be up and working for awhile yet!

Goals before sleep are : finish first sorting of things, get the bedding onto the mattresses, get the pile of clothing managed, get *my* bed to where it can be slept in. The rest is for tomorrow afternoon.

10:30 : okay, first pass done!!! Everything is now either thrown out, put away, or sorted into baskets/boxes of a) empty containers, b) posters, c) clothes, d) useless decorative crap, e) small useful adulting objects like toothbrushes and lightbulbs and binoculars and test tubes and nail polish; f) toys; g) posters and pictures

Figuring out where in the house to neatly cram all that stuff is a job for another day. Next up: reassembling the bed! so I can then pile more crap back on it, but neater

12:00 : There, isn't that a pretty picture?
so neat! so empty! so quilt!
Of course I immediately have to pile some of the stuff back on it so I don't die if I have to get up and pee in the night, but it will not stay on longer than another day! this I swear!

1 AM: Bed.

I also want to make it clear that this pile really wasn't representative of how I live! It was very much a sacrificial anode, a child of Omelas left in abjection so I could keep the rest of my space the most consistently livable it's ever been.
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[personal profile] stellar_dust 2018-10-15 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
i especially appreciate how your lens makes it look like the bed is collapsing. accurate!
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[personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart 2018-10-16 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I've learned something about iPhone photography.
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[personal profile] stellar_dust 2018-10-16 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if you're standing in one place and rotating the phone it's gonna do that to up close things in pano mode no matter what. Try sliding the phone in a single plane and see if it does better in this case!
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[personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart 2018-10-17 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well, one would hope they don't all; sometimes that some do is sufficient.
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[personal profile] brownbetty 2018-10-15 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
this! I was quite concerned before I figured it out.
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[personal profile] torachan 2018-10-15 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Yeah, I was like, is that just the photo or is the bed actually bending under the weight. XD
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[personal profile] oracne 2018-10-15 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I see open space! Go you!
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[personal profile] torachan 2018-10-15 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like good progress!
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[personal profile] marginaliana 2018-10-15 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You are making amazing progress - I am so impressed!

Can I ask what you are actually doing with all of this stuff? Like, scissors, okay, yes. But are you trashing most things or donating or... ? (asking because I am nosy, not for judgey reasons, honest!)
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[personal profile] duskpeterson 2018-10-16 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"My mom runs a biannual community rummage sale, so there is always an ongoing 'flea market' pile in the house, which is probably the main thing saving us from going full hoarder."

My house is a whole lot neater since folks put five Little Free Libraries within walking distance of me. I used to have to wait months to donate books to the library booksales, then kill myself dragging all those books at once to the library.

(I've decided that the only thing better than completing a decluttering job is listening to you livetweet such an event.)
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[personal profile] stardreamer 2018-10-16 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
What does "sit-upon" mean to you? I've heard multiple definitions.

An owl pellet???

What's a laundry hedgehog? And a Tesseract, in this context?

Dead batteries go straight into the trash, along with dead pens and other such non-functional items. We have so much battery-operated shit and so many pens around here that I've had to install that as an interrupt -- when I find one, out it goes, and then I go back to what I was doing.

I have a drawer full of miscellaneous "I don't want to get rid of this" stuff, which has among other things a collection of foreign coins and a small capsule of mercury that my dentist gave me when I was about 10 years old. But it's a lot smaller than yours.

Sounds like you've made a lot of progress. Go you!
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[personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart 2018-10-16 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Science!

(Laundry hedgehogs are sculptural, though I hadn't thought to call them hedgehogs.)
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[personal profile] noxelementalist 2018-10-16 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
So I know this is COMPLETELY after the fact, but can I just say how impressed I am that you managed to work through all that? Like, I woke up and read this, and I was just "this is a ride and a half, go melannen!"
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[personal profile] kore 2018-10-17 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I liked reading it all happen at once! Like time-lapse phtoography.
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[personal profile] kore 2018-10-17 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
WOW

It was very much a sacrificial anode, a child of Omelas left in abjection so I could keep the rest of my space the most consistently livable it's ever been.

....omg, that's like the function of why every single existing closet is packed to the brim with boxes in my apartment.