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melannen ([personal profile] melannen) wrote2018-01-04 07:58 pm

Fannish Wishlist

I'm not doing Fandom Snowflake but everybody's fannish wishlists are going up today and I realized I actually have one for once (other than 'the ability to finish my wips', which is standard.) So if anybody is feeling helpful, here are five things that would make me very happy:

1. Very specific podcast recs:
All of my favorite podcasts fit at least four of these five qualifications:
1. Between two and four regular hosts, at least one of whom is female not male, who are clearly legitimately good friends off mike;
2. Talking unscriptedly but intelligently and skeptically about interesting science-y, history-y or true-but-strange topics (KUEC gets in here on a technicality because I'm pretty sure some of that food counts as true-but-strange)
3. Except when they constantly go off on hilarious tangents
4. With fairly good sound quality but deliberately bad production quality (bonus points for constantly mentioning things that should be cut but aren't, people getting distracted by birds or food mid-taping, on-air bathroom breaks, etc.)
5. Pets that wander in and out and contribute important podcast content.

Things I am less likely to like:
1. Lots of interviews, especially if the interviewee is the topic or if the interview interferes with the hosts' dynamic (ones where it's more like guest experts with the regular team are fine)
2. Consistently bad sound quality
3. Fiction, drama, or podcasts about fiction/fandom, or current political events - I usually give about half my attention to a podcast, and these grab too much of it
4. Podcasts where I am constantly yelling at the hosts NO YOU ARE WRONG (I tried to listen to the Ufology podcast but they were just SO WRONG about EVERYTHING. Including stuff like WHETHER OR NOT SCULLY WAS THE SKEPTIC ON THE X-FILES????) They can be comically wrong on occasion about things like whether there is a carnivorous horse, but not consistently wrong about basic stuff, and need to have a basic ethos about facts being important and learning new things being good.
5. Podcasts that take themselves seriously and have hosts who act professional on air and do their research in advance and are heavily edited and stay on topic and stuff (these are either really boring, or too good to give only half my attention to.)

Current podcasts I listen to like this: My Favorite Murder (1-5), KUEC (1-5), Skeptics with a K (1-4), Archaeological Fantasies (1-4), Palaeo After Dark (1-5), Thinking Sideways (1-4). I have a few more that hit only 3 out of the five, so that's okay too, as long as they don't lean heavily on the nos.

I'd especially like to find a (not pseudo-)archaeology one, or an astronomy/space sciences one, or more science ones on all topics in that format. Any recs?

2. I STILL WANT A GOOD WAY TO CATALOG MY COMICS.

Surely there is some website or app out there that will let me put in the title of a comic, and then tell me a)how many issues total, b) what trades they are in, c) related series I might want to know about; and then let me check off the ones I have and the ones I want; and then give me a searchable list of the ones I have and the ones I want. And the database it's checking against has to be good enough to have stuff from small publishers, and funny animal comics from the 50s, and be flexible enough to let me manually enter stuff like the free comic from Kenya that I got at the folklife festival and the bootleg Indian Phantom from the 70s and photocopied minis from SPX.

There are multiple places I can do this with books! Comic geeks are supposed to be super into that sort of thing. Surely such a thing exists? I'm even willing to pay money for it as long as I know in advance it will do what I want and have reason to believe it will still exist in five years, but so far even the for-pay ones I've poked at don't look like their databases are that great OR that flexible OR that reliable.

3. An LKBV Master/Doctor vid to "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" by Meatloaf. I've even solicited people for it at the last few fandom charity auctions but no takers. :/ I will give a ludicrous amount of money to the charity or crowdfunding account of choice of any experienced vidder who will do this for me, plus pay for takeout for them for an entire weekend, if necessary.

4. Art of Siffha'h that I can add to my Yuletide fic. Tiny angry butch kitten with comedy eyebrows and more power than she knows what to do with! Why is there no art of her yet. Book excerpt descriptions provided on request.

5. Something - art or fic or, idk, moodboard? Something - about what Luke Amidala's wardrobe would have turned into if he was raised by his mom as a prince of Naboo in a no-Clone-Wars AU. Post-TFA there was a bunch of Kylo Amidala stuff where he had some amazing outfits, but just THINK about what Luke Amidala could have done with a poncho and/or his Goth phase if he had an unlimited wardrobe budget and his mom's favorite fashion designers and hairstylists egging him on! (Bonus points if his sister is around but refuses to wear anything but military uniforms to formal events, since she has her brother around to be the pretty one.) (I SO APPRECIATED that even after all the time on Ach-To he went for the all-black drama cape at the appropriate moment. Luke understands the important things.)
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[personal profile] alexseanchai 2018-01-05 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm hoping the podcast I'm working on will meet your desires if you're interested in Hellenic polytheism at all, but, uh, it does not exist yet. Lyssa and I haven't even tested to make sure Discord records audio as advertised!
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[personal profile] alexseanchai 2018-01-05 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks :)
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[personal profile] lannamichaels 2018-01-05 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
...is there a carnivorous horse?
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[personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart 2018-01-05 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Horses can (National Geographic found them, Marco Polo had reported them) eat dried fish. They'll also eat eggs from the hen house nests when underfed.
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[personal profile] umadoshi 2018-01-05 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
(Bonus points if his sister is around but refuses to wear anything but military uniforms to formal events, since she has her brother around to be the pretty one.)

This is such a glorious mental image. ^_^
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[personal profile] petra 2018-01-05 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I Believe.
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[personal profile] torachan 2018-01-05 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I use League of Comic Geeks to keep track of my comics, but I don't use it nearly as extensively as LibraryThing or Goodreads, so I don't know if it would have all the functionality you're looking for. It's pretty good for keeping track of current stuff, though.
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[personal profile] torachan 2018-01-05 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure. All the series I wanted to keep track of were already in there.
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[personal profile] stellar_dust 2018-01-05 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you try the Cooking with Archaeologists podcast I emailed you about? I still haven't started it.

I probably already told you I've been listening to a couple of HowStuffWorks podcasts on a rec - Stuff Mom Never Told You and Stuff You Missed In History Class. Both are conversational style with female hosts. Mom Stuff varies from history to current events to pop culture to general life stuff vaguely about women and gender-related stuff; History covers a variety of topics but often is in strange-but-true historical territory. They hit 1, 2, and sometimes 3 of your must-haves (Mom Stuff is slightly more informal and occasionally also hits #4, but the hosts on the History podcast try really hard to keep the episodes to 30-45 min so they stay more on topic usually). None of your nos except 5, so their production and research values may be slightly too high for you, but if it's too professional overall you could download just the most interesting topics from their back catalogs and put it on in the background and see.

Museums in Strange Places is interview format but is saved by the fact that the strange places are all in Iceland (it's a current Fulbrighter's project).
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[personal profile] stellar_dust 2018-01-07 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, if you ever did want to try a politics one, Pod Save America hits requirements 3 and 4 and most of 1 and 2, possibly informal enough that you wouldn't feel obligated to give it your full attention despite the subject matter. It's usually all dudes though I think.
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[personal profile] cypher 2018-01-05 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Podcast stuff, have you already tried Sawbones? It's a series on medical history, done by a husband-and-wife team; she's the doctor and he's the goober of the pair, and their teasing/banter is really comfortable. They do occasional serious/contemporary topics, but most of the episodes are about historical stuff, from patent medicine to bloodletting to the discovery of vaccination. I think they should fit 1-3 of your criteria pretty easily and maybe also 4 depending on the episodes.
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[personal profile] dhampyresa 2018-01-05 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe Bubble? I use it to keep track of my BDs, but I have no idea how it is with English-language stuff.
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[personal profile] dhampyresa 2018-01-16 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, shit. Sorry, I had no idea.
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[personal profile] eleanor_lavish 2018-01-06 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
for Podcasts, have you tried The Dollop? Two dudes, who are very much dudes, but Gareth is so amazing at improv that I just HOWL through most of them. He also owns a giant cat named Jose! If you listen to and like ep 5 (Hugh Glass) and ep 10 (Ten Cent Beer Night) then you'll probably like the rest...

And yes LUKE AMIDALA LOVES FLOWING FABRICS AND DRAMA.
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[personal profile] eleanor_lavish 2018-01-06 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
It CAN be dudely, i'll grant it, but they honestly stay REALLY on topic in terms of the story (or hilarious improv around the stories). Dave is an acquired taste, but Gareth is one of my favorite podcasters in the world. (He's the guy who is REACTING the story that Dave is telling, and his reactions are sometimes so amazing, I am laughing out loud on the subway. "Dave... Dave... wait, no, Dave... you can't mean..." I wasn't a giant fan of Dave's prior podcast, but a friend put on the Hugh Glass ep on a car ride, and I CRIED from laughing. (Ignore my hard sell if you really need a lady to make a podcast listenable, which TRUST ME I GET.)
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[personal profile] beatrice_otter 2018-01-06 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you tried "In Our Times"? It's an English podcast, with only one regular host, and they don't go on hilarious tangents, but each week they have a topic with the host and three experts on the subject who spend an hour talking about that subject in great (but always interesting) depth.

I don't know any that fit all of your qualifications, but here are some that fit some of them that I like that you might also be interested in:
Freakonomics
LatinoUSA
On Being (general spiritual stuff)
This American Life
One From the Vaults (OFTV) (trans history)
You Must Remember This (Hollywood history)
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[personal profile] beatrice_otter 2018-01-10 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
See, I can't really ... multitask. At least not very well. I can drive while talking or listening to something, if it's a route I know well, and I can fold laundry while listening to something, but aside from those two tasks either I am listening to something completely with all my attention ... or I am not hearing it at all. Even if it's something extremely simple, I can't listen and do it at the same time.

[identity profile] afearfulthing.livejournal.com 2018-04-03 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, exactly this. My insomnia and anxiety got so much better when I realized podfic = bedtime stories!

Ymmv, but I've started putting on twitch or youtube streamers - many *are* actually a low-stakes conversation between friends, although it takes some shopping around to find tolerable ratios of dudeliness, exclamations, and content of interest. The geekandsundry twitch takes a subscription, unfortunately, but it has a huge volume of women-playing-games-together content, and I think a fair amount of that is on youtube. Tabletop with will wheaton is the flagship show but I enjoy the d&d one, Critical Role, more.