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So I finally saw Guardians of the Galaxy in a Friday afternoon matinee. It was a very fun and very very pretty movie and the plot even mostly made sense, which is a sadly high standard to hold action movies to these days, but sadly I can no longer watch a movie without noticing all the times it takes the lazy way out and could have done better. (Note : never read "Save The Cat" if you want to be able to enjoy an action movie ever again.) Anybody still interested in talking about that movie? About how Rocket's thing with prosthetic limbs was simultaneously a one-note disablist joke and a really deep commentary on prosthetic as disability vs. cybernetics as enhancement, and on the concept of the social model of disability in a massively polymorphous society? About Groot growing his flowers around little girls and how CREEPY that is when you think about it? About how they apparently couldn't resist throwing out all of Drax's literalism out the window in favor of a snappy one-liner (is that a rule for Marvel movies now, they have to do that to at least one character.) About how, for a movie with only .5 of a human character, it managed to be SO FREAKING WHITE that I have to come home and re-read all three Saga trades to get the taste out of my mouth?
(about how Saga needs to be a blockbuster movie okay)
(about how I maybe wouldn't even have noticed it if I hadn't just come off Pacific Rim - which has its own issues, whoa boy - but which never ones depersonalizes a woman in order to make a characterization point about a man - and it wasn't even OOC for the characters in GotG the way Tumblr lead me to believe, but as Pac Rim proved, it's just so freakin' unnecessary, when you're building a world from scratch, to build it on the bodies of disposable women.)
Anyway yes it was a really fun movie but I think the only fanfic I came out of it wanting was a) something about what the little girl did with the groot-flower, and b) Bucky and Rocket bonding over being torn apart and then woken back up as a different person in a body that's not yours.
(about how Saga needs to be a blockbuster movie okay)
(about how I maybe wouldn't even have noticed it if I hadn't just come off Pacific Rim - which has its own issues, whoa boy - but which never ones depersonalizes a woman in order to make a characterization point about a man - and it wasn't even OOC for the characters in GotG the way Tumblr lead me to believe, but as Pac Rim proved, it's just so freakin' unnecessary, when you're building a world from scratch, to build it on the bodies of disposable women.)
Anyway yes it was a really fun movie but I think the only fanfic I came out of it wanting was a) something about what the little girl did with the groot-flower, and b) Bucky and Rocket bonding over being torn apart and then woken back up as a different person in a body that's not yours.
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I actually came off of GotG and started doing a critical reading of my tabletop gaming group, in which the only white guy also is continuously speaking for the group even though his character is the youngest and least competent. "Why would he do that?" I thought to myself. "He is surrounded by soldiers abd assassins with way more life experience! He's basically a farm boy!" And then I thought about GotG and its surrounding genre and went oh.
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....and yyyep in terms of the farmboy and the genre...
and the sad thing about Guardians of the Galaxy is that it's *almost* there! Like there was a bit where Drax actually got reamed out for his manpain! And Quill never actually got the girl! And three of the five leads were played by POCs, more-or-less! It *wants* to transcend its genre, it really wants to. AND YET
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I'm also trying to write a thing about how Groot wasn't an I until he left the Groot ecosystem, which is why his choices of first-person pronoun are significant, but then I rewatched the movie and he eats food and stuff so now I'm sidetracked into reading about carnivorous plants.
And yeah,the thing is that I even like a lot about Peter Quill - I know his relationship with his mother falls under the broad rubric of fridging, but I still think her ongoing influence on him is interesting, and he's vaguely lovable in a scrappy kind of way. But, like, I hope now that we've established the worldview through the POV of the (white dude) human, it would be cool if the next movie was more of a true ensemble film. Also now I have a lot of Feelings about whether Sam Wilson should be the next Captain America, where before I was pretty moderate on the subject.
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Sadly, it was telegraphed PRETTY HARD that the next movie is going to be about Peter Quill's daddy issues. (I even am vaguely okay with the next movie being about Peter Quill's daddy issues, because the alternative is probably it being about Gamora's daddy issues, and I'm almost as bored of Sexy Female Assassins with Daddy Issues as I am bored of white farmboys with daddy issues. Alas.) I don't think Hollywood knows how to make ensemble action movies any more; it takes too much actual effort to make a true ensemble film fit the Save the Cat formula.....
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I can't figure out why the move left me so cold. Because I was all ready to like it. And my reaction was, "fun but so forgettable."
As you said, I really liked it when Rocket wouldn't let the manpain take over.
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Which is fine! I wish we had more action stories these days that didn't require everyone involved to go through wrenching personal crises every week - that's part of what made it fun, that the motivation was people doing good things just because they needed to be done and they wanted to help their friends, yay. And I really like that Quill's relationship with the pirates, for all its fucked up ness, didn't end up defining him at all, it was just another sucky thing in his life. But admittedly doing awesome stuff with no massive personal stake doesn't make for the kind of story that sticks you hard where it hurts.
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Also the first scene where Quill dismisses the girl he just slept with kind of made me not like him much, even though I enjoyed the actor very much.
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Admittedly my standards are VERY LOW and I wish they could have, you know, not brought in a woman as a disposable sex object in order to establish a character point at all, as they did REPEATEDLY over the course of the movie, but in terms of Peter's actual behavior with her it didn't seem all that dickish?
Like, if that scene had been America Chavez stealing an artifact from an alien temple and then fleeing full--speed back to her ship and then being confronted with her one-night stand wearing just her jacket, whose name and existence she had momentarily forgotten in the heat of running for her life, and then they have breakfast and bid each other farewell at the next port, I would have thought it was an awesome scene and America was awesome. So it's not Peter's actual behavior that bothers me, I guess, just the lazy and stereotypical narrative choice involved in them using that scene.
(It would also have been a 10000x better movie if that scene had been America Chavez and Kate Bishop, but that's a given.)
(but oh god I forgot I also want fic about Billy Kaplan counseling Peter Quill on how to dealing with occasional incidents with transuniversal supreme power. And then Peter Quill turning out to be slightly gay because everyone who hangs out with the Young Avengers turns out to be at least slightly gay.)
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oh god MCU!Peter Quill having a gay freakout in the same room as Billy Kaplan having a freakout over whether he accidentally turns people around him gay and they both completely forget about the vast cosmic powers part it would be the bessst
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..Maybe that actually says something really interesting character-wise about her, but I'm not sure what.
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Basically Guardians, and the scenes you're talking about in particular, is what would happen if we actually saw Han Solo dealing drugs in ANH.