melannen: Commander Valentine of Alpha Squad Seven, a red-haired female Nick Fury in space, smoking contemplatively (Default)
melannen ([personal profile] melannen) wrote2008-04-24 07:34 am

I think I'll call the series "Paladin of Snark"

I had a dream about you guys last night.

Only it turned out that f_w was actually just the visible part and publicity/recruiting arm of a secret cabal that was working to expose some sort of vast multinational evil conspiracy which was centered out of an immigrants' enclave in San Francisco, controlled by men from this tiny, obscure oil-rich Eastern European country where they still forced their women to dress like it was the Victorian era.

(I had to get a proper corset made before I could go undercover there. That was the only fun part of the dream!)

Anyway, we finally uncovered enough evidence to go public, and our glorious leader Mrs. Larimer called a press conference where she revealed the whole thing, including the U.s. Government's complicity. But the first question in the question period was some asshole male reporter asking "Yeah, but where's the actual proof of all this?" And Mrs. Larimer said, "I'm confident something will come up," at which point black helicopters flew out of the clouds and bombed the whole press conference into a thin layer of slime, leaving no survivors but the dozen people on the speakers' platform (they hadn't been willing to target it, because there were some high-ranking officials there to speak too) and [journalfen.net profile] kadath's pet cat, who was busy having kittens under the podium. So our new secret catchphrase became "The kittens are the truth," and there were many very cute pictures posted everywhere.

...then it turned out it was all just a graphic novel anyway, and I woke up.

[identity profile] missdaisy [journalfen.net] 2008-04-24 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
That's one hell of a dream. I love it when fandom invades your subconscious like that.
ext_9193: Commander Valentine from the Tek Jansen comics: think red-haired female space opera Nick Fury. (Default)

[identity profile] melannen [journalfen.net] 2008-04-24 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
When I first started reading HP fic I went about three months where if I *didn't* have an HP dream every night, it worried me. :D

[identity profile] lindentreeisle [journalfen.net] 2008-04-24 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Geez, I thought my dreams were weird. ;)
ext_9193: Commander Valentine from the Tek Jansen comics: think red-haired female space opera Nick Fury. (Default)

[identity profile] melannen [journalfen.net] 2008-04-24 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I get better ones when I have to wake up with only about five hours' sleep. yay job? I guess?

[identity profile] also_not_a_pipe [journalfen.net] 2008-04-24 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you know? The Cabal has secret machinery with which they haunt your dreams!

I dreamed about fandom_wank once too. I don't remember much about it except that we took over a water park and the dynamics of who got to use which slides and all worked out pretty much like the comments on a big wank.
ext_9193: Commander Valentine from the Tek Jansen comics: think red-haired female space opera Nick Fury. (Default)

[identity profile] melannen [journalfen.net] 2008-04-24 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
SEE I KNEW IT WAS REAL! I just haven't found the secret pw yet, have I?

...maybe I should try posting "the kittens are truth" on the meme and see what happens.

[identity profile] isiscolo [journalfen.net] 2008-04-24 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid now that you've posted this, we have to kill you.
ext_9193: Commander Valentine from the Tek Jansen comics: think red-haired female space opera Nick Fury. (Default)

[identity profile] melannen [journalfen.net] 2008-04-24 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine then! I'll go hide with the bad guys. They have corsets! >:D