HEY KIDS! PORN!

[melannen]

So yesterday, I was going through the ol' box o' porn comics at my local comic store (as you do) when I found a comic that I absolutely had to share with fandom.

...specifically with Good Omens fandom. Because who else can truly appreciate blatant lesbian pron, illustrated in a style not entirely unlike Betty & Veronica, written by Neil Gaiman, about an angel and a demon who get so bored and lonely being stuck together on Earth for millenia that they decide to spend all the rest of time having sex with each other?

No, wait, actually the appeal of that is probably pretty broad. :P So here:

Meet our characters:

The demon proposes a wager for a man's soul - but what sort of wager?

And then we've got a couple pages of het porn, but after a couple of rounds with each of them, the soul is unimpressed. What next?

Oh. That. That's a bit distracting, that.

Meanwhile the soul has found a more satisfying partner, too. And he's getting clever:

So what d'you think - is Breme anywhere near the South Downs? :D

I didn't remember to scan either of the credits pages, but I repeat: written by Neil Gaiman (and illustrated by Larry Welz)

The 6 (small) scans behind the link are definitely PORN COMICS - very much NOT WORKSAFE, be warned

Although I didn't scan any of the actual pron pages. And Cherry was actually the best of the lot, both art and writing wise, so if you want to find out what happened to the publican's soul after the angel and the demon got ... distracted, you should totally find your own copy! I followed the s_d rule of posting less than 1/4 of the total story. Also other story in the issue features a still-timely parable about the perils of sleeping with Republican politicians. (I pulled out Cherry #22, too, featuring "The eXploitation Files", but that one's a present for my sister, so ya'll don't get to see it yet. :P )

Comments

[damien [journalfen.net]]

...*DEATH* I can't decide if the Betty-Veronica art style or the Azi-Crowley parallels killed me more.

Thanks for posting them. XD

[melannen [journalfen.net]]

You're welcome! It had to be done.

[iwanttobeasleep.journalfen.net]

So, just where might one obtain a copy of this? I need it for. . .my records.

[melannen [journalfen.net]]

The longbox that they keep under the counter at Twilite Zone Comix? That's where I got it!

You could ask at your local comic book store, I suppose, if you dare. Cherry Comics' website hasn't been updated since 1995 (!) so it doesn't even list this issue, and it's not showing up on Ebay or Amazon, but there's a few places that come up on Google. :D

[stellar_dust [journalfen.net]]

LOL, Betty and Veronica! Win.

Mmm, prezzies.

oh by the way:

[stellar_dust [journalfen.net]]

(http://io9.com/357334/giant-squids-invade-the-dead-zones-of-california)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh dear Someone, this was freaking hilarious! The Aziraphale-Crowley parallels nearly killed me with laughing!

[(Anonymous)]

BTW, I'm the above reviewer ^ and I'm an LJ member, sirius_luva, but for some reason I can't log in.

[melannen [journalfen.net]]

That's because this isn't LJ! I sneakily linked to my JF account instead. >:)

But thanks! I'm glad it's appreciated.

[isiscolo [journalfen.net]]

Oh, bwah-hah-hah. That was super - thanks for scanning!

[staranise]

Oh no, I want to see this, but now the image links are broken!

[melannen]

Yeah, my hosting provider lost everything without backups five or so years back*, and I never got around to re-uploading anything, and now I don't remember which of my backups it would be on. This is pretty much the only thing I regret losing, too!


*never trust the cloud.