Bitchcakes!

[melannen]

Today, I missed my bus stop and had to walk an extra half-mile across campus in the drizzle. Then, every single printer on campus refused to print my paper. Next, the library caught on fire. Finally, on the way home, the train's brakes failed. Today has been an exceptional day.

Fortunately, I brought along my new dictionary of dirty words, so I did not once find myself at a loss for vocabulary. Moron! Mossback! Motherfucker! Muckmouth! Mugwump! Mule!

Also, there's this.

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[siegeofangels.livejournal.com]

Also also: *offers you a nice piece of rhubarb pie, because dang, that was that kind of day*

[melannen.livejournal.com]

This is the kind of day that calls for rhubarb pie, *with ketchup on it*, I think.

Darn, now I'm hungry.