melannen: Commander Valentine of Alpha Squad Seven, a red-haired female Nick Fury in space, smoking contemplatively (Default)
melannen ([personal profile] melannen) wrote2006-01-08 03:58 pm

Wha...huh?

Today Mom and I took the Christmas decorations down, and something odd happened. I was packing away the nativity scene, and I suddenly realized that Mary, after all these years of living in the attic, had got bored with Joseph and had begun an illicit affair with the shepherd.

It's not as if I was consciously sitting down with them to play-pretend; it's been several years since I've taken the time to do that. I just found myself making sure Mary and the shepherd were next to each other, across the box from Joseph, so that they wouldn't be miserable all year. Meanwhile, Caspar and the smallest sheep are *extremely* fond of each other, the Angel has turned to illegal mind-altering chemicals in order to bear the tedium of these *humans*, and Joseph is afraid somebody's going to find out that he shook the baby. Balthasar doesn't speak English very well, and is still trying to get Melchoir to explain to him what exactly they are doing there in the first place, but Melchoir is in the later stages of senescense and thinks he's asking for curry recipes.

The cows and the donkey are writing a screenplay together and spend most of their time tipsy on martinis.

[identity profile] zodiaccat.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wow.

Just... wow.
ext_193: (dilly)

[identity profile] melannen.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Fake pine needles are groovy.

[identity profile] zodiaccat.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I would *so* buy a plastic christmas tree made up to look tie-dyed. o_O
ext_1512: (BtVS - XF)

dun dun dun

[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I just realized that Xander Harris is probably named after Zonker Harris.

..... aaaand in keeping with the Christmas decorations theme, did somebody take a picture of Buffy and Cordelia? Because that was teh awesome.
ext_193: (you gorgeous preppie)

Re: dun dun dun

[identity profile] melannen.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Darn you, now you have me wanting crossovers!

And no, I don't think so, unless they were from tree-setting-up-day...
ext_1512: (BtVS - effulgent)

Boo!

[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Not on Mom's camera, or mine. Check yours sometime. d-;
ext_193: (dung beetles)

Re: Boo!

[identity profile] melannen.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Mine has none more recent than the state fair. Except for typewriter porn.