1. Go to the short-notice rapid-response protest in the national capital in the hopeless-hope attempt to at least slightly slow down the creeping victory of fascism over democracy: yawn, I'll grab my protest bag, anyone want to meet for dinner before?

2. Call my boss to tell her at short notice that I won't be able to go to work tonight because of protest: NOPE CAN'T DO THAT DID YOU ORDER NINE (9) HOURS OF ANXIETY DREAMS INSTEAD BECAUSE HERE THEY ARE