My birthday is on Monday. I can't be that old already, having accomplished exactly *nothing* in my life, and I don't particularly want any presents or celebration either, because a) I don't actually bother to celebrate anybody else's birthday and b) I have more than enough junk and not enough time. Also I *still* haven't spent my Christmas Amazon money.

Oh, that's what Katy can get me! She can tell me *exactly* what I'm going to spend that fifty dollars on!

I know what Mom's gotten me. She said that was all she was getting me, and the yayness of the first part balances out the ughness of the second, so that's all good.

But you know what I really want right now? SG1 kidfic. There's hardly *any*, SG1 fandom in general is oddly low on the crack. This may be because the *canon* provides everything from bodyswitching to sex pollen to "naked white singing mimes," as the handbook has it, but to my mind that just gives us an excuse to take things a step further. So, it's not just babyfic I've been craving, it's happy sugary kidfic with ( hybrid children )

So this morning already I have learned that googling "Hathor Ihy" gets you Jack/Daniel/Hathor fic, and googling "Liquamen Ketchup" gets you Methos/Mulder fic. Who says fandom isn't educational?