second gear

[melannen]

Am at bachelorette party at sister's apartment (not for her. or me.) and am watching marathon of wedding episodes. Have been forced to sit through more episodes of Friends than I ever have before in my entire life. Have had an epiphany (after only a moderate amount of drinking, I swear. Like three shots' worth or something) that the three annoying chicks on Friends are totally just the three girls from Apartment 3G. Have started referring to the black-haired bossy bitch as Margo, the blonde artsy wet-rag-type as LuAnn, and the other one who never really does much as Tommie. Sadly nobody else here reads http://joshreads.com , and so they have no clue what I'm talking about. Therefore, must tell internets! Only the girls in 3G have a much more interesting cast of supporting guy characters. And, like, ten times as much backstory to catch up on.

Of course I learned from Joshreads that Margo, Tommie and Luann were based on Joan Collins, Lucille Ball and Tuesday Weld. Pretending that it's them three onscreen instead makes it almost tolerable to watch!

PS: My sister would like the internets to know that she is really quite exceedingly drunk.

Also she says that I am not to tell any "liiiiees about me on the internet. s. internetses. Just don telll any lies on the internetseseses on me. kay? kay. ... Goodnight. Tell the internets I said goodnight. Tell Stephen Colbert I said goodnight. Good night!"

Comments

[kyabetsu [journalfen.net]]

you type very well while drunk. Congrats.

[melannen [journalfen.net]]

Totally wasn't drunk, despite the mood theme. (Really. I had two very weak jello shots, and half a glass of orange juice with a shot of rum in it, and a third a glass of coke with a shot of rum in it. Over the course of eight hours. I drink too slow to get properly drunk.)

[isiscolo [journalfen.net]]

You know, I think there's an age line, above which most people understand the 3G reference but not the Friends one, and below which the other way around.

I am above it.

I hope you have no hangover tomorrow!