I'm just thinking how very glad I am that she never read much of my original stuff; there being two reasons why no-one will ever see my story about Alastor Moody poking his eye out in imitation of Odin in order to get true sight, 1) being that I don't like Rowling's world since 2005 and 2) being that the evil ex-friend wrote it the day after I told her about it and got a million comments and I never want to hear that I'm copying HER.