...I kind of want Keith/Rachel accidental soulbond fic as a result; is that wrong?

(If you would like the basics on these people, here is Charlie Brooker discussing American Cable News, here is Charlie and David Mitchell on Charlie's other show, mocking Glen Beck some more, and here is the Bugle, in which John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman are comedy OTP 4ever. That's really all you need to know.)