I will happily join the attempt to make SW MCYT happen!

I am not sure there's a way to avoid not having to buy a new laptop (since they're delicate creatures that get carried around a lot), but Framework might be one of the better bets on that. Mac software upgrades certainly expect you to be replacing your laptop on a regular basis, even if that basis is several years. Side-effect of being the corporate pick, probably. And most windows laptops are... eh.