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melannen ([personal profile] melannen) wrote2017-11-07 10:13 pm
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FMK #30: Contemporary Mysteries

I finished Han of Iceland! Just in time to get it back to the library! It turned out to not be as long as I thought, because despite the fact that the cover, front matter, and library catalog entries all said just Hans of Iceland, it was actually part of a Complete Victor Hugo and also contained Bug-Jargal.

Possibly longer review coming later, but if I did in fact own a copy, it would be a definite M at this point. Just note that there is a scene where Hans is fighting a wolf bare-handed when the wolf is suddenly also attacked by a giant polar bear, so he has to pause fighting the wolf to chase off the bear so he can come back and kill the wolf ALL BY HIMSELF. In a gloomy cave full of pagan idols.

(Also everybody except the corrupt nobles lives happily ever after! including the defeated rebel leaders!)

Now that I'm through that and also through a lot of my other library books backlog (I have read Provenance! It was good! Mercy of Kalr needs some spider mechs!) I should be able to start catching up on the FMK backlog again.

Last week's K winner was the Dr. Strangelove novelization. Should be fun! The F winner was actually Mockingjay, which I did not expect that much hate for. I think I am going to exercise my discretion and K the second-place instead, Alph, which was universally agreed to be terrible by everybody who had heard of it.

It's week #30 already! Time for MYSTERIES. I actually had enough random mystery novels lying around that there will be two, maybe three weeks of mysteries. (This is mostly the fault of work.)

How FMK works, short version: I am trying to clear out my unreads. So there is a poll, in which you get to pick F, M, or K. F means I should spend a night of wild passion with the book ASAP, and then decide whether to keep it or not. M means I should continue to commit to a long-term relationship of sharing my bedroom with it. K means it should go away immediately. Anyone can vote, you don't have to actually know anything about the books.

I pick a winner on Friday night (although won't actually close the poll, people can still vote,) and report results/post the new poll on the following Tuesday, and write a response to the F winner sometime in the next week.

Link to long version of explanation (on first poll)


Poll #19049 FMK #30: Contemporary Mysteries
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 23


Delete All Suspects by Donna Andrews (2005) (The detective is a computer)

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F
12 (75.0%)

M
2 (12.5%)

K
2 (12.5%)

Bone Hunter by Sarah Andrews (1999) (The detective is a paleontologist)

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F
12 (80.0%)

M
2 (13.3%)

K
1 (6.7%)

Death of Yesterday by M. C. Beaton (2013) (The detective is a Scotsman)

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F
5 (38.5%)

M
3 (23.1%)

K
5 (38.5%)

The Tin Roof Blowdown by James Lee Burke (2007) (The detective is a sheriff)

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F
3 (27.3%)

M
1 (9.1%)

K
7 (63.6%)

Providence Rag by Bruce DeSilva (1999) (The detective is a reporter)

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F
5 (50.0%)

M
1 (10.0%)

K
4 (40.0%)

The Dinosaur Feather by Sissel-Jo Gavan (2013) (The detective is a Scandinavian policeman)

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F
10 (76.9%)

M
1 (7.7%)

K
2 (15.4%)

Angora Alibi by Sally Goldenbaum (2013) (The detective is a knitter)

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F
11 (73.3%)

M
2 (13.3%)

K
2 (13.3%)

Danger In DC edited by Martin Greenberg (1993) (The detectives are cats)

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F
14 (82.4%)

M
1 (5.9%)

K
2 (11.8%)

Strangled Prose by Joan Hess (1986) (The detective is a bookstore owner)

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F
8 (66.7%)

M
4 (33.3%)

K
0 (0.0%)

Bones in High Places by Suzette Hill (2010) (The detective is a vicar)

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F
4 (40.0%)

M
4 (40.0%)

K
2 (20.0%)

Guy Noir and the Straight Skinny by Garrison Keillor (2012) (The detective is a... detective?)

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F
8 (47.1%)

M
0 (0.0%)

K
9 (52.9%)

Eat, Drink and Be Buried by Peter King (2001) (The detective is a professional 'culinary sleuth'.)

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F
7 (63.6%)

M
1 (9.1%)

K
3 (27.3%)



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