I mean, I have read Paradise Lost, Bunyan wasn't the *only* option for rip-roaring fantasy adventure (and unlike Milton there is no bonus incest wingfic in Pilgrim's Progress). It must have *something* going for it. (Honestly, I think the modern world has somehow just lost the ability to appreciate allegory qua allegory; it was a super-popular genre for a long time, we must be missing something.


...huh, her unbeatability superpower must have engaged. Oops.