melannen: Commander Valentine of Alpha Squad Seven, a red-haired female Nick Fury in space, smoking contemplatively (Default)
melannen ([personal profile] melannen) wrote 2016-09-08 04:26 pm (UTC)

This is never getting anymore because the people all turned out to be too evil and/or incompetent to deserve a dragon, but here's what I have:

Over the next few weeks 'the first Tory MP to successfully manage a harnessing' altered to 'the only Tory MP to successfully manage a harnessing.'

Not that the opposition had a perfect record either, but several of those eggs had been harnessed. Lord Mandelson had acquired a tiny, serpentine creature named Tenebra, who spoke to no-one but him and had a nasty habit of spitting acid at anyone who disagreed her Lord; Balls had a creature who appeared to consist of nothing but sad eyes and an inexplicable Scouse accent; and even Lord Kennedy had been seen stumbling out and about with one steadying hand on a mustard-yellow creature.

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