I'm actually coming at it from the opposite side -- I haven't personally encountered any Bernie bros, but I'm absolutely surrounded by Hillary supporters whose behavior is every bit as off-putting as theirs is reported to be. And I just want them to shut up.

I know my personally voting for Hillary isn't going to make them shut up -- I haven't even dared to say that I planned to vote for Bernie -- but I am desperate enough to be completely illogical at this point. I'm so convinced she's going to get the nomination that I'd just like to hasten his campaign's demise so I can get some peace.

Of course, before the peace, there will be gloating, and that's going to be just as bad. So really what I want is to go hide in a cave away from politics until Inauguration Day