I made the mistake of reading the comments on the fivethirtyeight liveblog last night, which resulted in me voting for Hillary after all, because someone really needs to put the Bernie bros out of their misery asap. With prejudice. Nobody deserves more of that level of entitled whining than absolutely necessary, policy disagreements or not.

(This is really teaching me bad things about how I honestly choose candidates. But really, punchability seems like a fair tiebreaker when nothing else works. Including 'punchability of most vocal supporters'.)