I am way too fond of Katharine Dunlevy really and she has basically NO FIC, so we'll see what happens...
*fistbump* whooo write the things.
On that note, I don't really have "drawerfic" in the classical sense because tbh if I go to the trouble of writing it down you can damn well bet I'm going to put it up for kudos.
Um.
I did spend a couple months when I was going door-to-door for the census plotting out a SUPER-ELABORATE Top Gear RPF slavefic/concubine AU. Uh. Do you actually want any plot summary of that or is that enough to understand why it counts as shame.
...so like it was set in an AU Britain what was sort of based on moving the world from Study in Emerald forward but not really. Former-slave-made-good Jeremy Clarkson had recently been promoted for Unspecified Services For Her Glabrous Majesty and therefore needed a second concubine to keep up appearances so he bought James May super-cheap because James was really bad at being a slave and was up for last-chance auction. And then he proceeded to ignore him completely except when he needed him to stand there and look pretty for very occasional social events, so basically he just lounged around the estate a lot with fellow concubine Richard and messed with his employer's collection of steam cars.
Except it was super-boring and also James was rather offended at the fact that everybody just assumed he would be terrible at being a sex slave so he somehow got himself sent to famous retired champion concubine Oz Clarke for training in the arts of sensuality and when he finally went back to the Clarkson estate everything was different and...
..and, uh, a lot of other stuff happened too, but I'm actually kind of ashamed just writing that summary. <_< I still kind of enjoy the basic milieu I set up there so I suppose there's a tiny chance I will someday rework it as original erotica but. being in RPF fandoms does weird things to your sense of shame. I never so much as wrote one word of it down before, iirc.
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*fistbump* whooo write the things.
On that note, I don't really have "drawerfic" in the classical sense because tbh if I go to the trouble of writing it down you can damn well bet I'm going to put it up for kudos.
Um.
I did spend a couple months when I was going door-to-door for the census plotting out a SUPER-ELABORATE Top Gear RPF slavefic/concubine AU. Uh. Do you actually want any plot summary of that or is that enough to understand why it counts as shame.
...so like it was set in an AU Britain what was sort of based on moving the world from Study in Emerald forward but not really. Former-slave-made-good Jeremy Clarkson had recently been promoted for Unspecified Services For Her Glabrous Majesty and therefore needed a second concubine to keep up appearances so he bought James May super-cheap because James was really bad at being a slave and was up for last-chance auction. And then he proceeded to ignore him completely except when he needed him to stand there and look pretty for very occasional social events, so basically he just lounged around the estate a lot with fellow concubine Richard and messed with his employer's collection of steam cars.
Except it was super-boring and also James was rather offended at the fact that everybody just assumed he would be terrible at being a sex slave so he somehow got himself sent to famous retired champion concubine Oz Clarke for training in the arts of sensuality and when he finally went back to the Clarkson estate everything was different and...
..and, uh, a lot of other stuff happened too, but I'm actually kind of ashamed just writing that summary. <_< I still kind of enjoy the basic milieu I set up there so I suppose there's a tiny chance I will someday rework it as original erotica but. being in RPF fandoms does weird things to your sense of shame. I never so much as wrote one word of it down before, iirc.