This was easier than I feared! When I went to AO3 five stories floated to the bottom really naturally, and they're all fairly old, so maybe I actually am getting better...

For goodness' sake don't click any of these links or you'll be sorry.

1. The Yuletide fic that I compeletly punted because it was supposed to be the beginning of something longer but I didn't start writing it until LITERALLY 2 hrs before deadline and what came out made 0 sense and went nowhere and I still owe that year's recip something less sucky.

2. The remix challenge fic which I haven't actually re-read since I posted it because the shame is so heavy so possibly it's better than I remember but I remember it failing pretty hard both as a remix and as a story.

3. The Harry Potter wip I haven't added to since 2003 and is so soaked in CC-era FAP-derived references that it's both shameful and incomprehensible at this point, which might be defensible except I only ever lurked on FAP so I didn't even know anybody who would get the injokes.

4. The one that's sort of half songfic except it's also full of unnecessary Tom Stoppard references and high-school solipsism OMG SO FREAKING PRETENTIOUS I COULD DIE

5. My first srs attempt to write srs D/s fic and I srsly had no idea what I was doing.