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So I got linked to The Ball of Kerrimuir, fandom edition1, which led by logical steps to Avram Grumer's Denvention sketchnotes2, which of course led me to Raiders of the Lost Basement3, which referenced Ah, Sweet Idiocy!4, which took me along the primrose path to Mike Resnick's overview of published fan histories, which has me once again wanting to actually work on codifying the history of 21st century fanficdom into something narrative-like and zine-ish5. With lots and lots of cross-references to kerfuffles in fandoms of the past, for maximum schadenfreude. 6 What do you think -- too soon?
Anyway, there was this meme going around about your five fannish crushes, and why they would never work? Here's mine! Only, bonus: I don't give you the names of the characters, you have to *guess*! (It's made easier by the fact that there are at least three correct answers to each of these...)
1.He would miss all the signals, and put out awkward, vaguely asexual body language. I would miss all the signals and put out awkward, vaguely asexual body language. Then one of us would spook, we'd break up without ever actually communicating, and avoid each other assiduously until at least one of us was safely in a relationship or otherwise unattainable.
2. I would pick up on his issues with women and sex within about two minutes of meeting him and put out "no touchee!" body language so strong he would be unable to even think about sex within half a mile of me.
2a. And he would respond to the no-sex-please body language by openly pining after me for several years until he finally admitted he doesn't like girls.
3. He's a hunter of the night who unrepentantly preys on the weak. I'm a defenseless mortal girl who likes wandering back roads in the wee hours of the morning. *Clearly* a match made in heaven.
4. He's a sworn celibate and we both respect his oath. And neither of us is romance-focused enough to pull off a credible Abelard and Heloise impression.
5. As far as I can tell, his people have no females. Or they are indistinguishable from the males. Either way, I am femmy enough that he would probably not know what to do with me.
1. "Agent Scully she was there / Standin’ on her head / Provin’ tae a’ the boys an’ girls / Her hair is really red." - alas, the contributions by the Making Light commenters aren't really up to their usual standard. This is not the first time I have been tempted to write up a "Scansion for the completely deaf idiot" guide. (The Master could help with the rhythm!) It's not that hard, folks.
2. I want to get good enough at sketching to do sketch-notes. I have a couple of pre-photography "sketch your vacation" how-to guides, I just haven't *read* them yet.
Also, I really, really want to get to a Worldcon. Because, Worldcon. Anybody up for a roadtrip to Quebec next summer?...
3. The first thing that's going on my new wishlist once Librarything gets collections!!! will be The Book of Lies. Well, no, the first-first thing will be The Book of the Damned. *Then* The Book of Lies. Also, why have I never attempted automatic writing? This seems like the sort of thing I would have tried. Maybe ten-years-ago me and I can work on that, too.
4. At some point, I swear, I will make it to a library that has full Merry's Museum archives on microfilm and write up Algebra for![[journalfen.net profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fandom_wank. Algebra *needs* to be on fandom_wank.
5. By the way, I'm totally going to be working on that psi-fi space opera thingy again for NaNo this year. Because I want to write it, dammit, and I've never really stopped thinking about it since two years ago. So, yeah. Space opera, dammit! Novel-ish-thing!
6. So, a part of me wants to say that a modern fandom history needs to be hypertext web-2.0 with hyperlinks and community authorship and stuff. Another part of me, though, really likes reading long memoirs and historical recreations. I think there really is a need for history-qua-history - a wiki is never going to be more than primary sources once removed; I want my story told with analysis and correlation and storycraft and blatant personal bias; good old dead-white-guy methods, yo!
Anyway, there was this meme going around about your five fannish crushes, and why they would never work? Here's mine! Only, bonus: I don't give you the names of the characters, you have to *guess*! (It's made easier by the fact that there are at least three correct answers to each of these...)
1.He would miss all the signals, and put out awkward, vaguely asexual body language. I would miss all the signals and put out awkward, vaguely asexual body language. Then one of us would spook, we'd break up without ever actually communicating, and avoid each other assiduously until at least one of us was safely in a relationship or otherwise unattainable.
2. I would pick up on his issues with women and sex within about two minutes of meeting him and put out "no touchee!" body language so strong he would be unable to even think about sex within half a mile of me.
2a. And he would respond to the no-sex-please body language by openly pining after me for several years until he finally admitted he doesn't like girls.
3. He's a hunter of the night who unrepentantly preys on the weak. I'm a defenseless mortal girl who likes wandering back roads in the wee hours of the morning. *Clearly* a match made in heaven.
4. He's a sworn celibate and we both respect his oath. And neither of us is romance-focused enough to pull off a credible Abelard and Heloise impression.
5. As far as I can tell, his people have no females. Or they are indistinguishable from the males. Either way, I am femmy enough that he would probably not know what to do with me.
1. "Agent Scully she was there / Standin’ on her head / Provin’ tae a’ the boys an’ girls / Her hair is really red." - alas, the contributions by the Making Light commenters aren't really up to their usual standard. This is not the first time I have been tempted to write up a "Scansion for the completely deaf idiot" guide. (The Master could help with the rhythm!) It's not that hard, folks.
2. I want to get good enough at sketching to do sketch-notes. I have a couple of pre-photography "sketch your vacation" how-to guides, I just haven't *read* them yet.
Also, I really, really want to get to a Worldcon. Because, Worldcon. Anybody up for a roadtrip to Quebec next summer?...
3. The first thing that's going on my new wishlist once Librarything gets collections!!! will be The Book of Lies. Well, no, the first-first thing will be The Book of the Damned. *Then* The Book of Lies. Also, why have I never attempted automatic writing? This seems like the sort of thing I would have tried. Maybe ten-years-ago me and I can work on that, too.
4. At some point, I swear, I will make it to a library that has full Merry's Museum archives on microfilm and write up Algebra for
fandom_wank. Algebra *needs* to be on fandom_wank.5. By the way, I'm totally going to be working on that psi-fi space opera thingy again for NaNo this year. Because I want to write it, dammit, and I've never really stopped thinking about it since two years ago. So, yeah. Space opera, dammit! Novel-ish-thing!
6. So, a part of me wants to say that a modern fandom history needs to be hypertext web-2.0 with hyperlinks and community authorship and stuff. Another part of me, though, really likes reading long memoirs and historical recreations. I think there really is a need for history-qua-history - a wiki is never going to be more than primary sources once removed; I want my story told with analysis and correlation and storycraft and blatant personal bias; good old dead-white-guy methods, yo!