I've just re-read the Watch books* and Vimes/Ankh-Morpork is at least as canon as Enjolras/Patria.
And given the number of times Vimes has passed out while covered in cuts, bruises and various of her less-sanitary secretions, I think any barrier protection there is probably too little, too late. (If any pairing ever was fluid-bonded... well, I didn't claim it was a relationship with healthy boundaries.)
(dammit, now you've got me thinking about omega!Vimes.)
* better life choice than the Brick! I think ... okay I'm really just holding out for a paper copy of the Brick, because I'm bitter that we got rid of our copy last summer because I thought "Nah, I'm never going to be interested in that fannishly".
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And given the number of times Vimes has passed out while covered in cuts, bruises and various of her less-sanitary secretions, I think any barrier protection there is probably too little, too late. (If any pairing ever was fluid-bonded... well, I didn't claim it was a relationship with healthy boundaries.)
(dammit, now you've got me thinking about omega!Vimes.)
* better life choice than the Brick! I think ... okay I'm really just holding out for a paper copy of the Brick, because I'm bitter that we got rid of our copy last summer because I thought "Nah, I'm never going to be interested in that fannishly".