I dunno. The cat story is a good story in the aesthetic sense, but if it had happened to me, I'd be wary of things advertised as opportunities to acquire good stories. (Also, God, I'm sorry. That must have been awful. I get weepy just thinking about it.)

Fortunately for me, I'm not so competent and reliable as all that. If I were, they'd make me do fundraising. Which, I secretly suspect, is one of the things they make the damned souls do in Hell. Or at least in Purgatory, for the first million years or so of your stay.