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melannen ([personal profile] melannen) wrote2012-01-16 03:45 pm

Reichenbach (and broken backs)

Dear Sherlock fandom: Just to let you guys know, he's not really dead.

(No I haven't seen the newest episode or been spoiled beyond the title, I'm just being a brat. That one's even older than 'Vader Is Luke's Father.' But not quite as old as 'there's a flood, everyone dies except the MC.')

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When I lack the brain to do other things, I've been reading through Escher Girls and Boobs Don't Work That Way since somebody or other linked to them, and here are three things:

1. I want a superheroine called Escher Girl now. Who has super-flexibility, minor shapeshifting powers, and detachable body parts. And she should be in a comic book where all the other female characters are drawn realistically.

2. Is there a blog/tumblr anywhere that's the inverse of this - showcasing examples of mainstream comic book art where women look and move like human beings? Because I really need a palate cleanser now. Of course I'm starting to doubt that there are enough examples for that to work.

3. In a moment of weakness I thought to myself "okay, there's about a dozen tumblrs now that you check with some regularity, it might be nice to have them aggregated, maybe you should just get an account" ...and OMG people, when you have a dashboard, tumblr is even harder to use and uglier than it was before. I think I am going to forget I did that and keep checking them one at a time, thanks. *shudder*

Edit to note on this bit: I should say that there is a certain amount of disablism/body image enforcement going on in those blogs; it hits me because actually, my feet do look like I'm wearing high heels when they're at rest, and yes, I can bend my ankles like that painlessly, because I'm a toe-walker; and there are women with bodies that naturally do some of the other things people complain about in comic book art. Even if the body image you're enforcing is closer to reality, you're still excluding some people, and some of the language on those blogs does bother me. However: even women who do have bodies that can look like that aren't going to act the way the comic-books show it. I wear boots that give lots of ankle support when I'm going adventuring, personally...
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[personal profile] petronia 2012-01-17 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
The teeth-gnashing and preemptive breakdowns from the fandom pre-episode were pretty hilarious, but I have to say the story itself is angsty... as it is in any good adaptation, frankly. The acting was very good.

The initial spate of howdunnit speculation is justified: there will definitely be a baroque reveal in S3 (which was signed at the same time as S2), the details of which are not that hard to put together based on information from the episode itself. XD
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[personal profile] holyschist 2012-01-17 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I still don't understand how chopping off the 15 seconds in which it is revealed that Sherlock is still alive would have made it any better. Surely that can't have come as a surprise to anyone. Ever.

I'm sure it would shock all the same people who were stunned, stunned in the theatre with the second RDJ Holmes, both when he went over the falls AND when he was campily revealed.

Sadly, I think the number is way higher than 136.
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[personal profile] stellar_dust 2012-01-17 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I watched it! Now I just want the epic Life on Mars crossover.
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[personal profile] lindentreeisle 2012-01-17 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
But they suffer so beautifully!
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[personal profile] sara 2012-01-17 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
My experience with people syndicating image-heavy stuff from Tumblr to DW is that it works fine if they're small images, and breaks my network page if they're large images.
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[personal profile] kittydesade 2012-01-17 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I still haven't seen that stupid thing in the theatre, which makes me a bit sad. I was looking forward to it, things have just been too chaotic lately.

It's also entirely possible I'm prejudiced from having devoured the whole series of stories when I was wee. But I'm sticking with my narrative inertia and the likelihood of most show-runners killing off their cash cow character. Well, one of them.
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[personal profile] petra 2012-01-17 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Not bouncing off of that episode, but there does exist a Sherlock/LoM story.
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[personal profile] stellar_dust 2012-01-17 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
OH HELL YES. Thanks, I am definitely bookmarking that for later!
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[personal profile] grey_bard 2012-01-17 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The episode is pretty clear that he doesn't die. The wild angst is over ZOMG POOOOOR JOHN!!!!! Since Watson is pretty much destroyed at the end of the episode.

But hey! An excuse for pining "Nooo, I can never tell him! I must watch him mourn me! *sob*" and "I must live the rest of my life aloooone" angst fic.
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[personal profile] zellieh 2012-01-18 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
http://fixedart.com/ has some posts about fixed art, which helps.

And if you want more broken bodies there's http://fuck-no-greg-land.tumblr.com/
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[personal profile] lindentreeisle 2012-01-18 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I was talking about John and Sherlock, what do you take me for? I may not be much of an artist but I can still tell the difference between Liefeld's work and art.

I adore bamf!john, but I'm also an incurable hurt/comfort junkie. And really, it was a very emotionally powerful episode.

I'm looking forward to the inevitable reunion scene where John punches Sherlock right in his stupid face. JOHN WATSON ALL THE PUNCHING.
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[personal profile] stellar_dust 2012-01-18 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Can you imagine Dead Harry and Dead Sherlock romping around Manchester together? IT WOULD BE THE BEST THING. Gene would have all the aneurisms!
Edited 2012-01-18 04:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] holyschist 2012-01-18 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Argh, wasn't thinking--I hope I didn't spoil it too much for you (not the falls obvs, but the "twist").

I tend to assume most shows will not kill off the main character, but I'm not sure most people think about narrative inertia that much.
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[personal profile] zellieh 2012-01-18 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, except that the fixed art made me realise how borked my perceptions are by "normal" comic book art: I kept reading the fixed women as fat.

And then I had to blink at the screen for a moment while I re-adjusted my brain, because hey, brain -- these are women are not fat, they just have, you know, a ribcage with space for their internal organs!

0.o

o.0

I...yeah, no. ::facepalm::

My reaction: "Oi, Greg Land -- NOOOOO!" It's not just that he's sexist and racist, he's also lazy, and just bad at art. That is not the way real artists use reference pictures.

I don't have a problem with comic artists using reference pictures or even tracing over them directly, but he would it kill him to use, say, the X-movie actresses for the female characters? At least that way the female characters would have different faces and bodies. And stop tracing porn, FFS.
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[personal profile] feanna 2012-01-19 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
There is this tumblr:
http://womenfighters.tumblr.com/
(which, with my luck, you probably know and have posted about, but in case you haven't seen it)

[personal profile] kaptainvon 2012-01-20 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"OMG people, when you have a dashboard, tumblr is even harder to use and uglier than it was before."

I am so, so glad it's not just me.

I can't work out if it's Not Being A Very Visually Oriented Person or what but I cannot get on with anything about Tumblr whatsoever. I don't get how or where the discourse is supposed to happen, or what the hell I'm supposed to use it for other than dipping into when I want amusing JPGs.


Also I would totally add Escher Girl to that all-female superhero team I keep saying I'm going to find a (decent, not comics!faily) artist for one day...
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[personal profile] terra 2012-01-20 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, heh, that is my tumblr. Thanks for saying nice things about it!!

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