Yeah, same here. The novel I want to write is my Pirate Rabbi epic adventure, but that requires ridiculous amounts of research that I don't have the time or energy for. The novel I could write in my sleep but don't want to demean myself by writing it is my pulpish '50s British spy story where the bad guy is a fantasia on New Jersey Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov. So I think I'm going to just go full force on an 'experimental novel' and just have fun with it.

But if you want to throw a plot at me, feel free!