Since I stole the Fortean book, towns with ABCs include Bedhampton, Hayling Island, Farlington, Hilsea, Emsworth, Purbrook, Cannick, Achnashellach Forest, Corgarff, Rossshire and Ardross. Some good ones in there. Unfortunately, I think they're all in England and Scotland.

I'm guessing you're not going to get a job this summer.