But she said that when it was all frizzy and full of split ends and hadn't been washed or combed for like, three days!

Also, that's fair, since I've had that song stuck in my head constantly since Sunday, and the only thing that will get rid of it is playing "Mandelbrot Set (http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/mandelbrot-set)" on repeat.

"You’re a day-glo pterodactyl
You’re a heart-shaped box of springs and wire
You’re one badass fucking fractal!"