wtf27. Because I am insane, and it's been too long since I've done a writing challenge.

001.	Genderswap.	002.	Transformation (animals).	003.	Transformation (inanimate).
004.	Wings.	005.	Tentacles!	006.	Mpreg.
007.	High School AU.	008.	Apocalypse Now.	009.	Supernatural (creatures).
010.	Supernatural (powers).	011.	Fantasy AU (traditional).	012.	Fantasy AU (urban).
013.	Fuck or Die.	014.	Pornstars.	015.	Hookers.
016.	You see, I woke up gay.	017.	Trading Places.	018.	Forced Union.
019.	Timeshift.	020.	Aliens.	021.	Doppelganger.
022.	Twins/Non-Canon Siblings.	023.	Out Of Time.	024.	Slaves.
025.	Media Crossover.	026.	Spies and Agents.	027.	OMG we forgot ____.

Today, I missed my bus stop and had to walk an extra half-mile across campus in the drizzle. Then, every single printer on campus refused to print my paper. Next, the library caught on fire. Finally, on the way home, the train's brakes failed. Today has been an exceptional day.

Fortunately, I brought along my new dictionary of dirty words, so I did not once find myself at a loss for vocabulary. Moron! Mossback! Motherfucker! Muckmouth! Mugwump! Mule!

Also, there's this.

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