It's a good thing I'm so conscientious about studying for finals and all, or else theatrical_muse would be totally eating my weekend. It is everything I've been unconsciously wishing for all this time. Lots of excuses for bizarre crossovers, short weekly ficlets, obscure fandoms, IC but low-pressure rp opportunities . .

Yes, but I'm being a good girl and studying for finals.

In that spirit, all I really want for the holidays is for somebody else to write these three stories. Because I can't, but I really wanna read them!

1) Something involving London Below and a certain scar on Albus Dumbledore's knee. Preferably totally manipulative Headmaster/Marquis slash, although I understand if that's a bit much.

2) Pirates fic, Will/Jack or Will/Jack/James, in which "we're all men of our word, really. Except for Jack, who is, in fact, a eunuch."

3) Sands/Krycek, pre-OUaTiM, in which between the two of them they have four arms. theirloveissoprosthetic.

See? Lovely pretty holiday fic.

Er, and while I'm at it, anybody want to request a ficlet from me as a christmas new years Agnostica present? Not that I need more bunnies to write, but it would make me feel a lot better about not sending any cards or buying any presents.

Edit: this. OMGYES. "I will take the nom, although I do not know the way."