Nov. 3rd, 2003

o.O

I remembered *offhand* how many flights of stairs there are between the Gryffindor Common Room and the Prefects' Bathroom . . .

This Mary-Sue challenge acadine posted is completely addictive, and it doesn't help various people on my friendslist posting Dr. Who Crossovers of terrible beauty and weirdly compelling Pit of Voles archetypes.

You have awakened something ancient and horrible, something better left asleep.

Chapter One: Several Beginnings

( Meet our heroine. 56 on the Mary-Sue litmus test. Half-human, liquid blue eyes, pale golden hair, mysterious origins and ancestry, magical Animagus form. Oh, and eight nipples. )

That part was written last spring and newly revised. The all-new end of chapter 1 is here:

( Rated R for three naked girls in a tub, language, and, um, mpreg. )