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I shoulda been a nun.
Posting mainly because I haven't lately. And because I'm cleaning my room. And to fill out the current music slot. Can you tell?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? if I was going to go for body mods, it would be something less silly than either of those.
2. Be serious or be funny? funny.
3. Boxers or briefs? boxers.
4. Whole or skim milk? skim.
5. Single or Taken? status or preference? Single, both.
6. Simple or complicated? both.
7. Law or anarchy? A difference that makes no difference . . .
8. Flowers or angels? flowers.
9. Grey or gray? grey.
10. Read or write? mmm. Read.
11. Color or black-and-white photos? black-and-white.
12. Sunrise or sunset? sunrise. (shut up!)
13. M&M's or Skittles? ah, skittles.
14. Rap or rock? rock.
15. Stay up late or wake up late? stay up late.
16. TV or Radio? Oh, radio, definitely.
17. Is it POP or SODA? Soda-pop!
18. X or O in Tic-tac-toe? X.
19. Eat an apple or an orange? Apple. But only if it's a *real* apple, not the spongey ones from the supermarket.
20. What came first the chicken or the egg? eggs have been around a long, long time, man.
21. Hot or Cold? cold.
22. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? tall.
23. Sun or moon? moon.
24. Emerald or ruby? ruby.
25. Left or right? left.
26. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 10 acquaintances.
27. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? vanilla.
28. High or Drunk? high.
29. Green beans or carrots? green beans. But canned, not fresh or frozen.
30. Low fat or fat free? full-fat, thanks.
31. What is your biggest fear in the world? failure.
32. Kids or no kids? kids.
33. Cat or dog? cat.
34. Half empty or half full? half-full.
35. Mustard or ketchup? ketchup.
36. Hard cover books or soft cover books? paperback.
37. Newspaper or magazine? magazine.
38. Sandals or sneakers? sandals if it's warm enough, boots if not, barefoot if possible.
39. Wonder or amazement? wonder.
40. Red car or white car? i plan to paint my car happy swirly colors.
41. Happy and poor or sad and rich? happy and poor.
42. Singing or dancing? in large company, singing. alone, both.
43. Hugging or Kissing? hugging.
44. Corduroy or plaid? wool plaid.
45. Happy or sad? happy.
46. Purple or green? green.
47. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? see, I have this disinclination for commitment. . . can I go with a year of friendship?
Present
What's in your CD player: Pirated Asian copy of X-Files Season Six Disk Five.
What color socks are you wearing: None. Earlier today, red with silver stripes.
What's under your bed: quilt box, roll of posters, box lid full of spare toiletries, cleaning supplies, etc, plastic box filled with everything else.
What's the weather like: dark. cloudy. ~20°F. Old snow in places on the ground.
What time did you wake up today: 6:00. This is not as impressive as it sounds, since I'd been in bed twelve hours by then. Was not actually up and moving for another three hours.
What is on your TV? A Krispy Kreme Donuts hat. Look quite jaunty, too.
The Future
Who do you want to marry: hm. At the moment I only plan to marry if I get someone pregnant, and that doesn't look likely right now.
Are you going to college: yep.
Where do you want to go: Where do I go/ Follow the river/ Where do I go/ Follow the gulls./ Where is the something/ Where is the someone/ That tells me why I live and die.
What is your career going to be: Join the Peace Corps after college. Use my one-year federal employment exemption to apply to the FBI and CIA and USGS. Become a federal agent. Start publishing fiction meanwhile. Retire to teach by age forty. Retire for good by age sixty. Live on a homestead in Alaska off my writing income.
Where are you going to live: In third world village, then in studio apartment in a city, then in a tiny house in a small college town, then a cabin in the wilderness.
How many kids do you want: My dream is foster parenting. So . . lots of kids, but not entirely 'mine', and not for 18 years at a stretch . . although I'd like the experience of bearing at least one.
Kids' names: They won't be mine to name. But I like simple old-fashioned names like Hannah or Benjamin.
Where do you want your honeymoon: If I get married, we won't need a honeymoon.
What kind of car will you have: If I have to, either a vintage VW bus or a pickup I actually need. Am considering a cheap motorcycle though. Or a boat.
What age are you going to marry: To quote one of my favorite novels, "before the kids are old enough to start nagging us about the subject."
Am I the only one who gets squicked when reading slashfic where the characters actually use the word "squick"? q;
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? if I was going to go for body mods, it would be something less silly than either of those.
2. Be serious or be funny? funny.
3. Boxers or briefs? boxers.
4. Whole or skim milk? skim.
5. Single or Taken? status or preference? Single, both.
6. Simple or complicated? both.
7. Law or anarchy? A difference that makes no difference . . .
8. Flowers or angels? flowers.
9. Grey or gray? grey.
10. Read or write? mmm. Read.
11. Color or black-and-white photos? black-and-white.
12. Sunrise or sunset? sunrise. (shut up!)
13. M&M's or Skittles? ah, skittles.
14. Rap or rock? rock.
15. Stay up late or wake up late? stay up late.
16. TV or Radio? Oh, radio, definitely.
17. Is it POP or SODA? Soda-pop!
18. X or O in Tic-tac-toe? X.
19. Eat an apple or an orange? Apple. But only if it's a *real* apple, not the spongey ones from the supermarket.
20. What came first the chicken or the egg? eggs have been around a long, long time, man.
21. Hot or Cold? cold.
22. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? tall.
23. Sun or moon? moon.
24. Emerald or ruby? ruby.
25. Left or right? left.
26. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 10 acquaintances.
27. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? vanilla.
28. High or Drunk? high.
29. Green beans or carrots? green beans. But canned, not fresh or frozen.
30. Low fat or fat free? full-fat, thanks.
31. What is your biggest fear in the world? failure.
32. Kids or no kids? kids.
33. Cat or dog? cat.
34. Half empty or half full? half-full.
35. Mustard or ketchup? ketchup.
36. Hard cover books or soft cover books? paperback.
37. Newspaper or magazine? magazine.
38. Sandals or sneakers? sandals if it's warm enough, boots if not, barefoot if possible.
39. Wonder or amazement? wonder.
40. Red car or white car? i plan to paint my car happy swirly colors.
41. Happy and poor or sad and rich? happy and poor.
42. Singing or dancing? in large company, singing. alone, both.
43. Hugging or Kissing? hugging.
44. Corduroy or plaid? wool plaid.
45. Happy or sad? happy.
46. Purple or green? green.
47. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? see, I have this disinclination for commitment. . . can I go with a year of friendship?
Present
What's in your CD player: Pirated Asian copy of X-Files Season Six Disk Five.
What color socks are you wearing: None. Earlier today, red with silver stripes.
What's under your bed: quilt box, roll of posters, box lid full of spare toiletries, cleaning supplies, etc, plastic box filled with everything else.
What's the weather like: dark. cloudy. ~20°F. Old snow in places on the ground.
What time did you wake up today: 6:00. This is not as impressive as it sounds, since I'd been in bed twelve hours by then. Was not actually up and moving for another three hours.
What is on your TV? A Krispy Kreme Donuts hat. Look quite jaunty, too.
The Future
Who do you want to marry: hm. At the moment I only plan to marry if I get someone pregnant, and that doesn't look likely right now.
Are you going to college: yep.
Where do you want to go: Where do I go/ Follow the river/ Where do I go/ Follow the gulls./ Where is the something/ Where is the someone/ That tells me why I live and die.
What is your career going to be: Join the Peace Corps after college. Use my one-year federal employment exemption to apply to the FBI and CIA and USGS. Become a federal agent. Start publishing fiction meanwhile. Retire to teach by age forty. Retire for good by age sixty. Live on a homestead in Alaska off my writing income.
Where are you going to live: In third world village, then in studio apartment in a city, then in a tiny house in a small college town, then a cabin in the wilderness.
How many kids do you want: My dream is foster parenting. So . . lots of kids, but not entirely 'mine', and not for 18 years at a stretch . . although I'd like the experience of bearing at least one.
Kids' names: They won't be mine to name. But I like simple old-fashioned names like Hannah or Benjamin.
Where do you want your honeymoon: If I get married, we won't need a honeymoon.
What kind of car will you have: If I have to, either a vintage VW bus or a pickup I actually need. Am considering a cheap motorcycle though. Or a boat.
What age are you going to marry: To quote one of my favorite novels, "before the kids are old enough to start nagging us about the subject."
Am I the only one who gets squicked when reading slashfic where the characters actually use the word "squick"? q;