melannen: A flower fairy for a Venus'-Flytrap (lily)
melannen ([personal profile] melannen) wrote2003-10-30 04:21 pm

Chemistry exam was today.

The university's health center sent a pamphlet to all the on-campus students today. But I don't drink. So:

Do you or does someone you know:
1. Read slash or other fiction to forget about problems?
2. Read slash or other fiction to facilitate social interaction?
3. Have family members with slash or other reading problems?
4. Have conflicts with friends after reading slash or other fiction?
5. Ever feel guilty about reading or writing fiction, or your behavior while doing so?
6. Ever read slash or other fiction after making a conscious descision to stop?
7. Read until there is nothing left to read, or follow WiP series until the supply is exhausted?
8. Ever miss class or other responsibilites because of a new chapter or story?
9. Sometimes feel like your ficcing or book use is getting out of control?
10. Read slash or other fiction more than once a week?
11. Have other people ever criticized you for your slash or fiction activities, or been annoyed by it?
12. Did your tolerance increase since you first starting reading slash or other fiction?
13. Went you aren't reading, do you find yourself planning or preparing for your next chance to fic?
14. Have you given up any work, social, or recreational activities due to slash or other fiction reading?
15. Have you ever continued to read slash or other fiction even though you knew they were causing physical, psychological, or social deterioration?

An answer of yes to four or five of these questions may indicate that you, or someone you know, could be at risk for a slash or other fiction addiction. The local community offers programs and assistance for helping individuals with slash or other fiction problems.

(Anonymous) 2003-10-30 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yawn. You can trivially reword that bit for just about any sort of "addictive" activity. Hell, you could even nearly replace slash or other fiction with "drown your newborn in attention", and have it make sense. Woe to the person who tells a mother or father to stop babying their, er, baby.

Fanfic, mudding... reading /. could fit that shit. Not to mention all of the things that normal, unaddicted people do in their everyday lives.

Bzzt. Campus health, you fail.

--C
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[identity profile] notapipe.livejournal.com 2003-10-30 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Our school could so use some of those pamphlets and assistance programs.

[identity profile] aelkiss.livejournal.com 2003-10-30 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't forget the other mental health pamphlets. According to them, I'm a depressed schizophrenic with social anxiety disorder, just because I don't make friends easily, contemplate my own mortality on occassion and believe the government would be out to get me if they knew what I was up to.
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I like how you fail to mention the title of your post, in your post.

[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2003-10-30 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Sally's silly.

I will admit that it took me about a good 20 seconds to realize that that was you being creative, not the health center being oddly well-informed on the subject of fanfic.

Speaking of .. recommend a good site for x-files fic? *hides*
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[identity profile] melannen.livejournal.com 2003-10-30 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
The title had everything to do with the post, dearie. It usually does.

I know nothing about x-files fic. Multifandom archives that have some: You could try http://www.fanfiction.net, of course, or http://www.adultfanfiction.net, and http://skyehawke.com is generally high quality though I haven't read any of their x-files stuff.

[livejournal.com profile] crack_van's x-files fandom primer (http://www.livejournal.com/community/crack_van/22121.html?style=mine) recommends http://tooms.gossamer.org/ as the biggest archive and http://www.squidge.org/basement/ as the 'main' archive and mentions a few more.

And having read that overview? I think I'll stick to a fandoms with less convoluted canon. Like, say, Dr. Who. Or Star Wars EU. :P

[identity profile] the-gentleman.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Translating that back into drinking, they obviously believe about 95% of students are alcoholics.

(Anonymous) 2003-10-31 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't they?

--C

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[identity profile] aelkiss.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still trying to figure out your dad and the Ehrlich/Schafer thing:-P
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[identity profile] melannen.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
It was at the party. Dad was talking to cousin Kara and I came in halfway through and he was saying, "They're absolutely *infatuated* with each other, it's completely obvious in the way he talks about him" and cousin was looking hornswoggled and I was thinking, "Oh my god, I infected Dad, too," and then I realized he was talking about the Mayor O'Malley/Willy Don/Governor Ehrlich kerfluffle about that planning committee appointment, and in fact Dad's been describing politics that way as long as I can remember. Although I'm sure Willy Don *is* very lonely now that poor Hilda Mae is gone.

I put those things in the title hoping (usually in vain) that somebody will ask about them, you know.
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[identity profile] melannen.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Not that I don't think the thing's ridiculously broad, but if you do use your baby that way, then yes, for heaven's sake stop babying them! It's unhealthy for both of you!

*ahem* I just find it amusing that the educational establishment so eagerly promotes reading and writing as the key to a sucsessful life when it has been something of a crippling addiction to me since I was a child. *shrug* I did my 9th grade Health class drug abuse project on reading and Mrs. Whatsername gave me an A, because she could see I had a problem.
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[identity profile] melannen.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well, to be fair, it says you're "at risk", not actually an alcoholic.

And yes, the university does assume that we're mostly drunks. We do very little to disabuse them of that notion, really.

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[identity profile] aelkiss.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's more fun to imagine your dad writing RPS. Actually, that would be pretty creepy. How'd your chemistry exam go?;-)
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[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Did you really? I want to see that project! *laughs loudly*
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[identity profile] melannen.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Sadly, I think the computer version was lost in a hard-drive wipe. It's possible there's a hard copy in one of Mom's "boxes of stuff that she's going to scrapbook one day, really she is, honestly." But I may have given the only copy to the teacher . . .
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[identity profile] melannen.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, and it's not a laughing matter! It's a disease! And *you're* an enabler! *martyrly mutter*

. . . Why is your icon background no longer transparent?
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[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
But convoluted canon is fun! You get to force it to make sense all on your own, without those annoying "creator" type people getting in the way. And the convolutedness makes it *that* much easier to get sucked into.

I'll check those out. Someone advertised for the Spooky awards (http://www.livejournal.com/community/xfiles/439027.html) in [livejournal.com profile] xfiles; I read a few, some were good, but a lot were crap, and I'd prefer something with a rating system that allows me to search by quality. But maybe such things don't exist. I also prefer to read (and write) the very shortest type, at least at this point, preferring to leave the big, arching, super-meaningful stories to the professionals, but we shall see.

I'll bring home some DVDs over Christmas and addict you, 'kay? What're your favorite kinds of monsters, aliens, psychic phenomena, and/or story genres? (; A few episodes, and the movie, have bees in them, too, and I *know* you like bees. (;

So, how *was* the chemistry test, then?
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[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
You have an interest in huornporn. If I had been drinking anything, it would have squirted out my nose when I read that.
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[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
... isn't it? it looks transparent to me ...

[identity profile] speakerender.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't all college students drunks? And sports nuts that like to torch their campus (near by) whenever a game gets too hyped?
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[identity profile] melannen.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I started by saying oh, I'll just read the short stuff. *HAH*.

You do know there isn't actually a DVD player at our house, right? Well, there's the one on my computer, but I've never actually bothered to get the software and stuff to play movies on it.
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[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well, go get the software & stuff. Or we can get mom & dad a dvd player for christmas. (:

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[identity profile] aelkiss.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I think I looked at her computer once and said, "I should make it play DVDs, so we can watch this Wallace & Gromit thing you have sitting there," because I vaguely recall making your linux computer play DVDs, but then I never did. It involved some kind of dodgy decryption stuff.. You can always watch them here on my lovely lightly broken television. Though I suppose by then I'll have gotten it fixed it or thrown it out the window, so you might not even have to point and laugh at the funny colors.
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[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
You made *my* linux computer play dvds, a while ago. That computer is now in your apartment, i think, though, and I believe it also has been reformatted since then ...

Yeah, we can subject [livejournal.com profile] dreamsquirrel and [livejournal.com profile] reclusivewaffle to x-files dvds! That sounds like fun. Even though [livejournal.com profile] dreamsquirrel once told me he doesn't like x-files fans. *sniffle*
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[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Plus, *you* are the one who introduced *me* to Triangle and Robert, so don't even *start* on the convoluted canon-ness. c(;
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[identity profile] melannen.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. It is, on opera here. It wasn't on IE in the lab downstairs . . what format did I save it as? png?
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[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
yep. i would have prefered gif, but you gave me png.
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[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
i'm on trillian, if you want to continue this more expeditiously.
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[identity profile] melannen.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
png is open-source. :P That's odd-- my icon's png, and the transparency was fine there.

It's 1:00 here! I'm going to bed. Or I would get on messenger.
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[identity profile] stellar-dust.livejournal.com 2003-10-31 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
your icon is a gif, dearie girl.

Beh. You realize that daylight saving time is unnatural, not the other way around?