Snapeybot spam!

[melannen]

Chatting with the Snapeybot, via thistlechaser's link:
Completely unedited. I think this is the best bot I've ever run across . . .

You: Oh. I'm not too good at stories, really. I only came for the haircare advice.
snapeybot: yes. I am sorry to hear that you are not good at
stories . No, I was lying. What do you think?? Where are
you going?
You: Me? To bed. Wanna come to bed with me?
snapeybot: I believe you need some private tutoring.
You: Indeed. I need much tutoring in Muggle Potions.
snapeybot: Indeed it is so. When do you need that by?
You: Tuesday.
snapeybot: Are you a man or a woman?
You: Which would be more likely to get me the tutoring?
snapeybot: The tall one, I think.
You: Ah, well, that one then.
snapeybot: So you understand. Good. How about that. "The
tall one, I think. " one ? I understand.
You: I'm glad we understand each other, then.
snapeybot: Yes I am happy too, Pest.
You: Pest. That's a lovely pet name.
snapeybot: Excuse me? Explain that immediately.. A lovely
pet name is a terrible thing to waste.
You: Well, then, we can't let it go to waste.
snapeybot: How about that. Interesting deduction. By "we" do
you mean you and me?
You: That would be a logical interpretation, yes.
snapeybot: Perhaps it would.
You: What do you intend to do about it, then?
snapeybot: I think about enchanted item programming a lot.
You: That's -- nice.
snapeybot: What are you bloody well grinning about?
You: Rather sudden change of subject, that was.
snapeybot: What were we talking about again?
You: Me going to bed, and whether you were coming too.
snapeybot: Oh yes, now I remember.
You: You never answered, either.
snapeybot: May I help you? *Annoyed glare.*
You: Oh, never mind. *rolls eyes* I never had a chance
anyway, I know.
snapeybot: >: -(
You: :-P Go cuddle up with your werewolf.
snapeybot: Excuse me? Explain that immediately..
You: Oh, I think you know what I meant. 'Night.

Going to bed now.

The sad thing is, he made much more sense than any of my aim conversations lately have . . .