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melannen ([personal profile] melannen) wrote2012-10-16 04:17 pm

There are small fandoms and smaller fandoms, and then there are *those* fandoms.

Note to self: when you find yourself thinking "Oh hey, there's a Yuletide fandom called 'Hard Core Lego'? How didn't I know about that before?" it is probably time to go to bed. :P

There is not actually a yuletide fandom called Hard Core Lego, and there aren't even any relevant google results on the phrase! Internet, why not?

Presumably it's a faux-documentary about a group of women who were really big on the battlebots circuit in high school and college, famous for always using Lego pieces in their robots (and for making extremely vicious robots. And for being girls.) Since college they've grown apart, but Josie Box, their former leader, gets the group back together for tour to promote science education after hearing about how their old advisor is going to be fired because the Harper government is cutting school science programs across the country.

While they travel, stopping by an arena or hackerspace in every city, the group slowly falls apart. They visit their old school and discover that their old advisor isn't being fired because the robotics program was dismantled years ago and she's been working as a reading tutor for the past five years. Jane loses her anti-anxiety meds and won't come out of the van for three days. They stay up late having retro LAN parties and drinking caffeine until they experience hallucinations. Their old advisor admonishes Josie for cynically using the cuts to get the group back together instead of taking advantage of her resources to work for real change. Billie Talent is told that she has a high-paying job offer from Facebook and plans to quit the tour early. Josie finds out and later sets her newest robotic creation against Billie's sentimental favorite from the old days, destroying it beyond repair, and the group splits up for good. In the final scene Josie drinks with the documentary crew members and then steps on a Lego. Barefoot.

...I would watch that. (Casting suggestions?)

(Note that I haven't watched the one with Callum Keith Rennie. I just lack sufficient interest in depressing movies where nobody is very likeable and queer-ish people end tragically. I haven't seen many Canadian films at all, actually, for some reason.)


I'm working on my yuletide signup. I posted to [personal profile] thefourthvine's post with my signup strategy, and using basically that method I have it down to a mostly-final list of just under a hundred things that I would be delighted to write. (less than a hundred this year! I must be getting out of step with fandom.)

Have only vague ideas what I'm going to request. I may wait and see which fandoms don't have any, late in the process, to fill out my four. (Someone who wasn't me nominated Time Team RPF! \o/)
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[personal profile] fenellaevangela 2012-10-16 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm Canadian and I haven't seen many Canadian films. It's really one of those things you have to do intentionally, I think. Whenever someone brings up Canadian cinema, I pretty much just pimp Mambo Italiano (a queer film with a cheerful ending!) and Bon Cop Bad Cop (bilingual buddy film!) and then my expertise is tapped out.
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[personal profile] fenellaevangela 2012-10-16 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, C6D fandom. That confused the heck out of me when I first heard of it, because of course it's actually about specific Canadian actors! Who I have mostly not heard of! I mean, I watched some Due South and some other Paul Gross stuff but I literally cannot tell Hugh Dillon and Callum Keith Rennie apart :-P
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[personal profile] petra 2012-10-16 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hard Core Lego sounds like much more fun than the CKR movie. (And a good number of the Canadian films I've hunted down. But the TV is great.)
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[personal profile] lannamichaels 2012-10-16 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
One of them needs to be played by Ellen Page.
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oh yuletide *g*

[personal profile] jjhunter 2012-10-17 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. My strategy has always been to restrict myself to mythology, children's stories, and badass RP who are almost-myth. Given that I tend toward poetry, magical realism, and character studies, that generally ensures that I will get matched to prompts I can write for.
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[personal profile] finch 2012-10-17 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
If there were still time to nominate, I would totally nominate this as a fandom.
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[personal profile] verity 2012-10-17 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
I vote that next year this is a Yuletide fandom! Because I would totally write fic for Hard Core Lego.