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melannen ([personal profile] melannen) wrote2015-02-21 09:32 am

Pairing sillies meme!

This meme seems to be going around again - I got it via [personal profile] avanti_90. I need something to bribe myself to get to-do list done with, anybody want to give me a pairing and some numbers?

It can be any pairing from any of the fandoms you know I know canon for, except I'm going to exclude RPF this time, because I'm so incredibly behind on canon for all my old RPF fandoms. (There are some fiction canons I'm also incredibly behind on, I'll let you know if you hit one of them.)

Comment with the name of a ship from a fandom I know and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them:
1. Fake dating
2. Bodyswap
3. Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it
4. Dark!fic
5. Their first kiss
6. Meeting the parents
7. Moving in together
8. A crossover of my choice
9. An AU of my choice
10. If you like, another trope/scenario of your choice
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Re: Ivan/Byerly, first kiss

[personal profile] ellen_fremedon 2015-03-08 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"By. By, look at me. Seriously. What about me made you think it would take subtlety to talk me into a foursome?"

fdask;dfsaldfsj;d;j oh god of course this is how it happens.
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Re: Ivan/Byerly, first kiss

[personal profile] stellar_dust 2015-03-08 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
YES
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Re: Ivan/Byerly, first kiss

[personal profile] isis 2015-03-08 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"OH! Is that what that was about, I thought someone was going to try to make me Emperor or blow up a wormhole or something,"

This is awesome. Because of course Ivan is done with By trying to involve him in intrigue, but a foursome? Okay then!
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Re: Ivan/Byerly, first kiss

[personal profile] petra 2015-03-08 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe in Ivan's hypersensitive shenanigans radar going ping at the faintest hint of any possible naughtiness--and that mere fucking wouldn't ping it, approached head-on. <3
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Re: Ivan/Byerly, first kiss

[personal profile] carmarthen 2015-03-14 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
PLEASE WRITE THIS I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRSTBORN.

Seriously, this would a long, long way towards assuaging my grumpiness about CPA, you have no idea.

Oh Ivan and his (ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED) paranoia. <3